18 Sept 2010

WEEKEND FUNNIES - The Italian who went to Malta

With Gattina & Shakira.

Just do a funny post, something which makes us laugh that's the most important.

And of course there also is

here at Me & My Memes

A few years ago a friend of us went to Malta on holidays and brought this poster for Mr.G.

It has to be read with a strong Italian accent, with which he has no problem, because he never lost it. Not in German, French or English. When we have new guests then he reads it !

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.

Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss; I talla her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say : "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy !"

Accents can sometimes be very funny, be assured that I don't sink but think !


Hootin' Anni said...

LOL....I just read that about a week ago in my email. It is truly funny.

My funnies this week is up.

Have a great weekend Gattina.

Nessa said...

Very funny. Accents sure can make for some big misunderstandings.

diane b said...

Thats funny and I can relate to it too.

claudie said...

Hi Hi so funny!!!
Nice to read this funny story now I have a lot to do at home!!!
You give me the energy and laugh!

Anonymous said...

BWAHAHA too funny. I loved this :)

Okay G I gotta ask what are you doing with the link? I can't for the life of me figure it out. LOL

Have a great Saturday :)

♥ Kathy said...

hehehehe that's soooo funny!!

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