WHAT IS A WOMANIZER ?

"Dirt" pictures are here

The official definition of a womanizer is this :

"The terms womanizer (or womaniser), playboy, philanderer, player and rake have been used to refer to a man who engages in love affairs with women he cannot or will not marry or commit to. The love affairs are typically sexually motivated, with little emotional attachment. The most famous of these may be Giacomo Casanova who lived from 1725 to 1798".

For a woman it's much shorter, if she behaves the same way, she is a slut !

I have met quite a lot in my life and I just hate them. I can smell them for miles ! They are always the same type, or very handsome or very charming or both. Usually they also have a very big mouth and of course are very sure of themselves, but if they fall on an equal partner it doesn't last very long. If they feel that the girl is not responding to their charm, he wouldn't insist, there are so many other girls around who would listen to all his stupidities with big admiring eyes. He can't allow himself a defeat ! What would his male admirers think ! No new hunting trophy in his album ?

Usually they are all married some with a very strong woman where he has nothing to say and who knows him too well to play his game or to a sweet little housewife who raises his children and takes very good care of his little self and stays in the shade of his glory.

They always talk a lot of blabla and praise themselves and of course promise the heaven on earth. Unfortunately there are many women who are unable to look through their game and strongly believe that he will leave his wife and marry her. Strangely enough he never finds the moment to talk to his wife. So that can last for a couple of years.

I probably was vaccinated against this kind of man because of my father who counted amongst them too. When I met a man and felt that he was talking the same blabla and behaving the same way as my father, I had all hairs dressed up and became very mockingly or made fun of them. This behaviour they couldn't stand of course and turned tail and flee. I had two friends who always fell for these kind of man and I lost their friendship for a while because I warned them. Of course they didn't believe me and even thought I was jalous. One came back after this adventure and regretted that she hadn't listen to me, but the other refused and didn't want to see me again, because probably she had to admit that I was right. So much suffering for nothing.

It doesn't happen very often that a man leaves his wife for another woman. It is far too complicated and men usually hate complications. The best thing is stay away from married man, unless you only intend to have a nice adventure !

Typical attitudes of a womanizer :


coming home satisfied

Thinking about how to tell to all his friends (exaggerating a bit)

and then a well earned sleep

FRIDAY FEAST

10 years ago I watched the news on TV. It was 7 am and I will never forget that a shiver ran through my body when I heard what happened. She was a very special woman and I admired her for that. I liked her compassion for others but also her playing around with journalists and her search for love with different partners. She also was a very good mother and I can see today how much she was loved by her sons who organized the "Diana Concert" and the "Memorial Day" today.




Candle in the wind by Sir Elton John

Appetizer
Who is the easiest person for you to talk to?

Myself we are mostly of the same opinion

Soup
If you could live in any ancient city during the height of the quality of its society and culture, which one would you choose?

Rome ! I could sit at a long, long table and eat and eat and on the other side it's coming out without any problem because the seats were toilets. And then I could also bath in donkey milk and have a lot of slaves around to serve me !

Salad
What is the most exciting event you’ve ever witnessed?

Apparently none, because it's now half an hour that I am thinking and torturing my brain and still haven't found anything

Main Course
If you were a celebrity, what would you do for a publicity stunt?

Driving in a Papamobile the one of the pope covered with flowers and waving graciously at the crowd. This would prevent me from rotten tomatoes.

Dessert
What do you consider the ideal age to have a first child?

The ideal age is when a woman wants to have a child. Some women think around 20, some of 30, some of 40 and then mother nature strikes. The most important thing is that the couple has first a little time together alone !

THURSDAY THIRTEEN

Pookie with our doctors bag

I have got this from my blogfriend Puss-in-Boots. And as she doesn't participate in Thursday Thirteen, I thought I should share this with you.


Actual entries from hospital patient charts :

1. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function

2. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy

3. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

4. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

5. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

6. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

7. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

8. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

9. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

10. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

12. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

13. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY

Enjoy your holidays on the beach !










The bad girl and Cyber cruise companion Claudie and Deana my Cats on Tuesday friend have tagged me with this impossible meme ! I should list facts relevant to my life with my middle name !! Fortunately my parents were generous and gave me two. I have the choice between Erna and Ruth. Of course I will choose the easiest one.

1. You have to post these rules before you give the facts. 2. Players, you must list one fact that is somehow relevant to your life for each letter of their middle name. If you don’t have a middle name, use the middle name you would have liked to have had. 3. When you are tagged you need to write your own blog-post containing your own middle name game facts. 4. At the end of your blog-post, you need to choose one person for each letter of your middle name to tag. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

Rich. Unfortunately I didn't marry a millionaire I couldn't find a nice one, they were all very ugly..

Unic. For some I am unic in a good and for the majority probably in a bad way.

Tolerant. I think between all the bad characteristics I have, I have this good one or at least people say so.

Humor. One should never say that he has humor, maybe nobody can laugh about it, but as I am not a pessimistic person and I love to laugh, I think I must have some humor too.

WEEKLY COMPILED NEWS

Pookie wonders if she needs glasses for reading news !

I can lean back with a sigh of satisfaction and zip my coffee ! this week I found some royal news !

Our poor king had to interrupt his holidays and rush home in his castle. The fight between his flemish and french speaking children had increased dramatically ! They are sitting in a sandbox and throw buckets, and shovels at their heads. Ah these politicians ! They are the coffin nails of our king ! And of course still no government since more then two months !

The British royal family must have "ice water in their veins," says the father of Princess Diana's lover Al Fayed who will forever be convinced their deaths in a Paris car crash were not an accident. I only agree to the ice water especially in the Queens and Phillips veins. He must be freezing.

Camilla pulled out of Friday’s memorial service to Princess Diana — after becoming the victim of a PR disaster due to thousands of hate letters. Poor Camilla, finally it was more Charles fault, he married Diana but I agree she is much better home then with a fancy hat at the memorial service.

PRINCESS BEATRICE Fergie's oldest daughter was recently voted the third most eligible woman in the world by readers of men's magazine FHM. I agree she is a pretty girl and not so "round" as her mother was at that age.

Besides the fact that Mary of Danmark has carried herself her garbage bag and has put it in front of the kitchen door there were no other news. Next week there will certainly be a lot more.

But there are other news !

A senior Vatican cardinal will inaugurate a low-cost charter flight service which aims to transport Catholic pilgrims to holy sites. Low cost airlines are doing good business in Italy. Last year the number of passengers they transported increased by 20%. Pfff, another good thing to make money for the poor Vatican ! Probably the pope needs some more gold embrodered clothes and a new diamond ring to be kissed !

In Finland a squirrl loving chocolates is not allowed in the supermarket anymore ! The little squirl came everyday through the open door and took some chocolate eggs. Now the sanitary services ordered to keep the door shut and not to allow the squirl to take chocolate eggs any more. I am shocked ! That's not nice at all !

In Sweden a woman was ordered by court to make a non smoking zone in her garden. A neighbour had complained that he was incommodated by the cigarette smoke and even had to wear a mask. Now she has a limited smoking zone in her own garden. The friendly neighbor also ask for 213 € as compensation for health damages. But this has been refused. Maybe she should put an old stinking truck in her garden and let the motor run ? That's certainly more healthy !

A row has erupted in the South African port of Durban about the meaning of the Zulu word eThekwini, the name of the city's greater municipality area.The major of Durban wants the name changed, because "eTthekwini" means "bull balls" in zoulou. He said it didn't sound nice. I agree ! I just imagine to live in Bull Balls city !

MP Paul Muite urged the Kenyan Wildlife Service to help contain monkeys aggressive sexual behaviour towards women working on the fields."The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said a woman. Poor women ! I experienced this too, but with men ! Maybe they are less dangerous.

MANIC MONDAY - FAITH

MANIC MONDAY LINK

Teenager Rosie enjoys life while adult Pookie worries

When you are a child everything your parents are teaching you, you believe. Your faith in your parents teaching is based on a belief in their credibility. Children don't have other resources to compare their knowledges and therefore base everything on faith. This period of course is very much appreciated by parents.

When I was a child I of course believed everything my father or mother said. Even when it was crap. But that I only found out later. I had faith in them.

This usually changes between 13 and 15 when you become a Teenager. Suddenly you realize that not all what your parents say or had said is right. That's a very big discovery and changes you for the rest of your life. When the troubles with your parents start, it's because you suddenly have a personal opinion. The absolut faith is gone and usually parents are not (yet) used to this sudden changement of behaviour. They suddenly have to face a green haired punk or a belly bouton pierced daughter, and strange friends they don't have any faith in and feel a little lost.

I remember when I was that age I took my father for a stupid guy and everything he told me I was of another opinion even when sometimes he was right. As my mother had no own opinions but always the opinions of my father, I hadn't any trouble with her. Later of course I had to admit that sometimes he was right ! It is also the time were friends take more and more influence and if they are the wrong once that can cause quite some damages.

But apparently it is scientifically proved that the worst a teenager behaves with his parents, the better they are as an adult. Teenagers who don't have any own experiences and never are of another opinion and are the proud of their parents, they do their teen age years usually between 40 and 50. Especially boys. They suddenly think they had missed something and want to live like an 18 year old and taste freedom and new ideas or partners or both. But with a wife or husband and children behind they are not free anymore and that usually causes a lot of damages.

A lot of divorces occur around this age. Amongst my friends of all couples who had divorced either the man or the woman had been very good children, the permanent joy of their parents and had never caused any troubles to them.

Personally I enjoyed being a teenager very much, my parents not at all. And then later I got the bill ! I was the parent and was confronted with a teenager and I can tell you that was much less fun ! But in the end both parties found faith in each other again. (at least in my case). And that is the most important.

WHAT ABOUT HOROSCOPES ?

The only thing Pookie wants to know from her horoscope is if there are mice around


Yesterday I read on a Blog about Horoscopes and the person was very convinced that what her horoscope had said for this day was true. That made me curious and I also wanted to know what my Horoscope would show me. I put "Horoscope" in good old Google and found about 10 pages with free Horoscopes. I wanted to be sure of my day and picked out five !

The first one told me that I feel "a little worn around the edges, thanks to some serious weirdness that has been in play for the past few days. " I didn't know that at all and are now feeling bad because I wasn't worn out ! then it suggested "Try not to take it out on friends or family -- they're trying to be supportive". Besides the usual discussions of not to give too much food to cat Arthur I didn't take anything out on my family !

The second one was much better ! It informed me that "today could be the day that you have been waiting for, dear Cancer". If that is true then I take this one for the day ! and then : "Realize that you have the tender, gentle, and sincere nature to sweet-talk your way through any circumstances. Indeed, if there is a situation in need of resolution in your life, now would be a good time to work to smooth things over. People will be more receptive to your good nature and nurturing qualities". Oh Lord, I didn't know that I have such a good nature and so many qualities ! This horoscope certainly fits exactly on me !

But the third told me "Get the funding you'll need as well as the emotional support. Find somebody with experience to help you achieve your goals." Now what's that ? what funding and what emotional support ? And where to find an experienced person. I better drop this horoscope.

The forth one suggested "When you don't see a light at the end of the tunnel you're in, it's a good time to take out your cell phone and illuminate your own way. In other words, dial some friends, make some deals, stir up some fun". OK I didn't know that I was sitting in a deep tunnel but I will take my phone and call my friend to get me out. She probably will doubt about my mental health.

And the fifth (after that I had enough of my horoscopes) said "You are entering a period of rejuvenation in relationships and outlook. Recent efforts are worthy of a review, so that you can fine-tune details rather than starting from scratch. People see you in a different light". Ah, well that's nice this word "rejuvenation" and the fact that people will see me in a different light ! I always knew that I was misunderstood !

My advice for you is : Read several horoscopes from several sources in newspapers or on internet and pick out the one which you like the best. This way you are sure to find the right one for your day.

I forgot to mention I am cancer !

That's my schedule for today !