WEEKLY COMPILED NEWS

Pookie wonders if she needs glasses for reading news !

I can lean back with a sigh of satisfaction and zip my coffee ! this week I found some royal news !

Our poor king had to interrupt his holidays and rush home in his castle. The fight between his flemish and french speaking children had increased dramatically ! They are sitting in a sandbox and throw buckets, and shovels at their heads. Ah these politicians ! They are the coffin nails of our king ! And of course still no government since more then two months !

The British royal family must have "ice water in their veins," says the father of Princess Diana's lover Al Fayed who will forever be convinced their deaths in a Paris car crash were not an accident. I only agree to the ice water especially in the Queens and Phillips veins. He must be freezing.

Camilla pulled out of Friday’s memorial service to Princess Diana — after becoming the victim of a PR disaster due to thousands of hate letters. Poor Camilla, finally it was more Charles fault, he married Diana but I agree she is much better home then with a fancy hat at the memorial service.

PRINCESS BEATRICE Fergie's oldest daughter was recently voted the third most eligible woman in the world by readers of men's magazine FHM. I agree she is a pretty girl and not so "round" as her mother was at that age.

Besides the fact that Mary of Danmark has carried herself her garbage bag and has put it in front of the kitchen door there were no other news. Next week there will certainly be a lot more.

But there are other news !

A senior Vatican cardinal will inaugurate a low-cost charter flight service which aims to transport Catholic pilgrims to holy sites. Low cost airlines are doing good business in Italy. Last year the number of passengers they transported increased by 20%. Pfff, another good thing to make money for the poor Vatican ! Probably the pope needs some more gold embrodered clothes and a new diamond ring to be kissed !

In Finland a squirrl loving chocolates is not allowed in the supermarket anymore ! The little squirl came everyday through the open door and took some chocolate eggs. Now the sanitary services ordered to keep the door shut and not to allow the squirl to take chocolate eggs any more. I am shocked ! That's not nice at all !

In Sweden a woman was ordered by court to make a non smoking zone in her garden. A neighbour had complained that he was incommodated by the cigarette smoke and even had to wear a mask. Now she has a limited smoking zone in her own garden. The friendly neighbor also ask for 213 € as compensation for health damages. But this has been refused. Maybe she should put an old stinking truck in her garden and let the motor run ? That's certainly more healthy !

A row has erupted in the South African port of Durban about the meaning of the Zulu word eThekwini, the name of the city's greater municipality area.The major of Durban wants the name changed, because "eTthekwini" means "bull balls" in zoulou. He said it didn't sound nice. I agree ! I just imagine to live in Bull Balls city !

MP Paul Muite urged the Kenyan Wildlife Service to help contain monkeys aggressive sexual behaviour towards women working on the fields."The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said a woman. Poor women ! I experienced this too, but with men ! Maybe they are less dangerous.