WEEKEND FUNNIES - Children

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On a Belgian webside, children were asked to send in what silly things they had done last week. I translated a few of them  for you :

-  I put a screwdriver in the plug of our living room and blow all fuses of the building

- We gathered dog poops and put them at a neighbor's front door because she was a witch and waited that she steps in

-  I put glue on the chair of my teacher

-  I carried a hot pot of spaghettis and dropped it on my grandma's feet ! She screamed because her left food was burnt

- I invited a friend and we painted my room, I don't understand why my parents went beserk

-  I put a little firework in our open fireplace for New Years eve and it exploded when Dad lighted the wood. Why wasn't he happy ?

- I dropped a jerrycan of oil in the garage and Dad slipped out and felt on his bottom

-  I laughed loud in religion, because my neighbor had photos of naked women

-  We put stones on the rail and waited for the train to derail

- I put the fish bowl on the stove because the water was so cold, I don't know what happened, but all 3 of them died.

-  I tried to ride the car of my dad and suddenly it went off through our closed garage door

- We put the skeleton in our English teachers cabinet in class. She got hysterical when it fell on her when she opened the door.

- When we were at the beach I shot on women with my waterpistol, it was so funny when they turned around and I could see their boobs.

WEEKEND FUNNIES

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I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving celebration !



(my son and Toby my grandson)

New father's fate ! I wonder who is more tired ?

WEEKEND FUNNIES

Just make a funny post, something which makes us laugh that's the most important.

And of course there also is


here
at Me & My Memes

This week I thought I show you the last inventions which should improve your quality of life !



easy to install, the newspaper reader for the toilet


or if you don't want to read play golf



Love the World Cup? Bring the pitch to the loo with Wee-Goals, which fits perfectly in the bottom of a urinal. Have fun !



your husband is unhappy about his hairs, here is the solution



If you have difficulties with lining your lips this great invention helps you ! Even if you suffer Parkinson



Some problems with eye drops ?



You catched a cold ? Hygienic and easy solution



and why not offer this mask to your dentist, at least he would make you smile



Don't forget your goldfish, he too likes a walk through the city

WEEKEND FUNNIES

Just make a funny post, something which makes us laugh that's the most important.

And of course there also is


here at Me & My Memes


Shakira who created Weekend Funnies, asked me to take this meme over because she has not enough time anymore to really follow up. I accepted with pleasure, I am retired and have nothing to do (hehehe !)

I have two questions

1. Should I get a dog ?



or

2. rather have children ? (In my case it would be rather grandchildren)





Just to let you know I'm thinking of you today.
No matter what situations life throws at you ...
No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem ...
Remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel !!!

And always be kind to animals !

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WEEKEND FUNNIES

With Gattina & Shakira.

Just do a funny post, something which makes us laugh that's the most important.

And of course there also is


here at Me & My Memes

I was in the elevator together with a girl from the reception. She said to me : The weather is bad today ! I was surprised, it was warm 30°C and the sky was blue. I said, no, the weather was wonderful today ! yesterday there was too much wind and last week it was far too hot.

Yes, she sighed, the weather here changes all the time ...

I wished I could say the same at home !




Weather report : from Monday to Sunday and from Sunday to Monday etc ......

Tomorrow I fly home !

WEEKEND FUNNIES - INTERNET

When I arrived in Egypt in our hotel, I immediately asked for Internet connection. The guy at the reception looked a little surprised and wanted to send me to the internet café in the hotel.

I told him I don't want an Internet café but only a WIFI connection as I have my own computer. He looked again at me as if I suddenly had transformed myself into a little female ET and stammered that I still have to go there to buy a card.

I arrived at the Internet Café which was a bar with 4 computers and freezing cold. Arrived a guy who asked me what I wanted to drink. I said I don't want to drink I want a connection to Internet. He too looked at me with 3 question marks in his eyes and explained that for that he has to call the "chef", but anyway what kind of card would I need and if I could play games.

I said I am not interested in playing games I have to work. Work ??? he said as if this word had been just created. There were cards for 1 h at 5 € to be used in one shot which I found very expensive, and one week at 50 € which I could use whenever I wanted. I choose the 1 week card. His eyeballs almost popped out and he said : what ??? "400 (Egyptian) pounds ??? do you have such a lot of money ??" For once in my life I felt like Rockefellers daughter.

He said "I call the chef, just a minute". He disappeared and I waited. After 10 min I went outside because I felt deepfreezed. The airconditionner was working too much. Another 15 min and he came back with another guy. I explained my problem again, showed him my little notebook and wanted the card.

Ah, he said, for that I have to call the chef. Another one probably because he was chef too. Now we were two chefs, one normal person and I. The three disappeared asking me to wait for a moment. I inspected the the computers, could have easily gotten drunk with all the Whisky and Wodka bottles standing at the bar, but nothing happened. Another 15 min went by and then came the chef's chef's chef and asked me what I wanted. I explained for the 3rd time what I wanted. You have to be patient and friendly nobody knows what the words "quick or hurry up" means. Time is no money here.

Ok he said, switched on a computer and under the watchful eyes of the two chefs and the bar boy, he wrote down on a little carton which he had torn out from a chips box (not computer chips but eatable once) handed it to me and then all three of them watched me what I would do now.

I typed the userword and password which the chef of the chef of the chef had given me and was logged in ! They were startled ! I am now the Computer queen and like a bushfire the news that a woman (and not the youngest one) could handle a computer went through the whole hotel ! Ha ! I am watched now like a very special creature in a zoo !

WEEKEND FUNNIES

With Gattina & Shakira.

Just do a funny post, something which makes us laugh that's the most important.

And of course there also is


here at Me & My Memes








(not) my cat

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.

The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat
runs away.

"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"

WEEKEND FUNNIES

With Gattina & Shakira.

Just do a funny post, something which makes us laugh that's the most important.

And of course there also is


here at Me & My Memes

Follow these old adds !



























and you will get older and older !

WEEKEND FUNNIES

With Gattina & Shakira.

Just do a funny post, something which makes us laugh that's the most important.

And of course there also is


here at Me & My Memes

I never could read a map and I have no sense of orientation either. I have problems with left and right, besides that I think I am normal. The invention of a GPS was for me a real blessing.

The other day when I wanted to visit a friend, the chaussée Alsemberg which I had to take was closed for work. Trusting my instinct I thought I could drive along the street parallel from the chaussée. Of course I got lost. I took out my Madame GPS to help me.

She sad : turn left then turn right

I did. I turned right and then left (I suppose) because

- Recalculating she said !

- I said why ?

- Drive 500 m then turn right, she said

Ok I took the next street to the right.

Recalculating she said

Why ??? I did what she had asked, I only had turned too early.

- Drive 1 km then turn right

This time I payed attention and turned in one km to the left

Cows stared at me I was in the middle of nowhere on a cobbled street far away from my chaussée. I explained my situation to the cows and they told me to pay more attention to the screen so that I would see what direction is left and right.

That's what I did and ....

finally I heard : Arriving at destination on right !






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