27 Sep 2007

THURSDAY THIRTEEN

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To male readers : Please take this with humor !! or replace the word "man" by "woman" most of the time it works !

13 Findings about men

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.


2 What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.


3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.


4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.


5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.


6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.


7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.


9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.


10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.


12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.


13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.




25 comments:

Joyful Days said...

Oh those are rich!!!

yh said...

So true about men! :)

Blue Momma said...

True, so true! I guess men are the same regardless of which country or continent they call home!

Now if we can just figure out that moon thing....

Pamela said...

have seen these floating around.
but the cartoon is a new one.
... sometimes I think men don't listen when you talk to them. Their minds have raced on ahead to think about something else.

"I told you this yesterday."

"uh... you did? I didn't hear you."

.:mar said...

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. It truly works, lol!
But no, the list does not always apply to women!(although most of it does, lol)
Happy TT :)

grace said...

Gotta love those men bashing lists!! happy TT.

Wolfie said...

Hahaa..funny & true..

Tink said...

*LOL* Great list, funnyyyy!
Thanks for visiting my Tink TT. :-)

Robin said...

ROFL!

Sandy Carlson said...

That's a riot! Thanks. The favorite book being the checkbook speaks to me.

Melli said...

LOL! Oh LOL! How I do LOVE #8!!! It's my favorite!

Gloria said...

Hahaha! I'm not gonna take sides, being raised around men and learnt early to psychologically manipulate them without beating their ego. Sometimes you need women to get out of their ideal vision of men and stop believing those romance novels they read.

Still a hilarious list anyhoo! Kekeke!

Dragonheart said...

My mom says those are funny, but thankfully they don't apply to most of the men she knows!

colleen said...

I raised two sons and had five brothers. For some reason they eat more cereal and watch more cartoons than their female counterparts.

Maribeth said...

ROFLMAO!!! Those are too funny. I didn't do a TT this week. By next week I should be back to my self.

Morgan St. John said...

those are always fun, aren't they?

Joyismygoal said...

Oh my but I love my men:>

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Oh these are great Gattina. Absolutely great. Have a great TT. :)

Sanni said...

Bwahahaaa - great one, especially #6 and #8 =)

Habe dieses Mal nicht mitgespielt, ab er ich hatte umso mehr SpaƟ mit Deinem TT!

Candy said...

Ooohh... Can I share this with my friends? All so funny but true! :o)

Heather Nicole said...

This is an absolutely hilarious list! You've definitely pin pointed how guys really are!

Nicholas said...

re #12, I bet they had to put up with the women all whining and complaing for the whole 40 years.

It's odd. If you do a list about 13 reasons women are stupid, it's sexist. The other way round and it's chuckle chuckle, how funny.

Malcolm: said...

You were right. I did replace the word "man" with "woman" and it worked for the most part.

I can take a joke though. However, Nicholas does raise an interesting point in his 2nd paragraph.

Dorothy said...

Really cute list. I like that they should put all the men on the moon.
LOL

Mama Pajama said...

I like 2, 6, and 13. Great TT!