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Spain : National Court judge has today released, without bail, the young man Jaume Roure Carellas, who last week set fire to a photo of the King and Queen during a protest at the visit of the Monarch to Girona. Oh my god ! Lese majesty ! How could he ??? And Juan Carlos is such a good looking guy maybe a little better when he was younger, but still to use his picture ! Fortunately I could light my barbecue with our kings picture without any problem ! As long as I don't say "son of a bitch" (for example) to him, they probably just would take the picture away and tell me "shame on you".

UK. Princess Beatrice is getting ready for her close-up. The Queen's 19-year-old granddaughter will have a small role, believed to be a non-speaking one, in the film The Young Victoria. It's the first time a member of the Royal Family - Beatrice is fifth in line to the throne - has taken a part in a movie. I can't follow anymore. The british royal family becomes so modern ! I would'nt be surprised to see the queen playing Miss Marple in an Agatha Christie movie.

Oh God and now him ! Prince Charles to star in Hollywood movie telling us how we all should live. He's dabbled in painting, written a children's book, worked in television and launched a range of biscuits.With so many strings to his bow it is perhaps unsurprising that Prince Charles should graduate to starring in a Hollywood movie. What ?? another movie star in the royal family ?? What will he play ? the newest James Bond ? Or the partner of Kim Bassinger in an erotic movie ? I leak my lips like a cat after a treat, how exciting to see Charly with his big ears flying over the screen, shooting and kick boxing around ... a dream !!



The Queen could be dropped as Australia’s head of state within three years under plans drawn up by the man tipped to be the country’s next prime minister.A staunch republican, Mr Rudd wants Australia to cut its constitutional ties with Britain, replacing the Queen with an elected president. I don't know this Mr. Rudd, but I think he is not right ! Imagine to have a commun human being hanging on walls and smiling from stamps without crown and heavy jewlery ?? Just an ordinary suit with an ugly tie or an expensive waitress dress if it's a female ?? How awful ! All official places would look soo bare !

Mariah gives PA a boob jobMARIAH CAREY is doing nothing for her diva image with the revelation that she has a personal assistant who is solely responsible for her tit tape. What an exciting job ! Must be like the one who handles over a silk gold embroidered handkerchief to the pope each time he sneezes. That was an official job at the Vatican. The poor man was totally overworked when the pope had a cold.

NAOMI CAMPBELL wants a baby — and says her greatest love is God. The ex-junkie, 37, modelling glitzy bikinis at Milan fashion week, said: “I have it in my heart to have a baby.
I don't want to do any blasphemy my comment box would be full of anonymous insults, but it seems to me that I heard that already from a certain Mary.

A SHY pizza delivery boy aged 20 has stunned pals on holiday — by becoming the new lover of maneater PARIS HILTON.

This girl is really not normal. A normal woman would sit in a window in the red line zone and at least ask money ! She really is not a business woman ! And the poor guy what a bad taste ! couldn't he find something better ? He looks very handsome on the picture. Ah ! I understand, now everything is clear ! HE takes the money ! He is a business man !

Amsterdam to cut back on brothels !
The Dutch city of Amsterdam is to close one-third of the brothels in its famous red light district. Prostitutes hire the windows for around 100 euros (£70, $141) for part of the day. One window is usually used by several prostitutes a day. I wonder if Paris took my advice and is working now in Amsterdam. Has the city to close down because of her ? I am sure Paris could afford one window for her alone and now no tourists come anymore, they usually want to see nice looking girls. It's a pity !

Foreign students visiting the UK are to be educated in one of Britain's most important etiquettes - how to queue properly. Youngsters used to scrumming at bus stops in their home countries have upset locals by barging past them in queues. Now the bus company, South Vectis, is contacting local language schools asking them to pass on tips to their students on the correct way to queue. That is a great idea ! I have already 10 million Belgians available for such courses, minus the babies of course !

A police force has banned hundreds of its officers from riding bicycles for safety reasons. Greater Manchester Police has stopped 300 fully-fledged officers and PCSOs from patrolling on their mountain bikes. Police chiefs say they fear the officers do not have enough training to handle road conditions across Greater Manchester. How caring ! And now ? Maybe they will all get roller skates and have to fix a thick cushion on their bottoms to protect them. It would look so cute on the streets ! I would suggest a red or orange color maybe with black or dark blue little hearts.