29 Jul 2010

THURSDAY THIRTEEN



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13 Cat sayings

1. There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

2. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

3. Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.

4. Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."

5. Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

6. You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"

7. Humans: No fur, no paws, no tail. They run away from mice. They never get enough sleep. How can you help but love such an absurd animal?"

8. Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.

9. For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

10. Cats are like potato chips. You can never have just one.

11. These aren't my thoughts, it's my cat walking on the keyboard.

12. Everyone knows cats are on a higher level of existence. These silly humans are just too big-headed to admit their inferiority.

13. Cats are better than any vice. They're not fattening, dangerous, or expensive. However, they can be addictive.


13 comments:

Puss-in-Boots said...

I agree with all 13 and it goes without saying that Bella and Mitzi do, too...

diane said...

I'm afraid i am one of the few bloggers who doesn't get excited about cats but DOGS are another matter.

Maribeth said...

I don't know. I think Dogs have staff too! I feel like their maid, for sure~!

colleen said...

Cats have staff is my favorite!

Lifecruiser Travel Blog said...

Wonderful sayings! The first one matches what we have here at the island. In the mornings Floyd places himself at one of our garden chairs even before we've got out, so when I opens the door he stares at me and says: where the hell is my breakfast? You're late! *giggles*

Needless to say: we're verrrry, verrrry tempted to take a cat or two with us home... but only thing stopping us: they're not tame enough. Too wild to live in our 50 square meters apartment in the city ;-(

Lifecruiser Travel Blog said...

I forgot to tell you: Hubby actually have learned Floyd to sit on commando - and to sit on his 2 back legs only! Cats are so fun! And personal!

Melli said...

LOL! I have ONE I'd like to get RID of right now! It has something to do with the food not matching the carpet... *sigh*... and she's only VISITING! (but she has overstayed her welcome!)

Divaa Divine said...

I LOVE EM ALL!!! and lolcats is my fave place :D

http://2short2sweet.blogspot.com/2010/07/sociopersonal-snapshots.html

Loree said...

You just have to love those cat quotes. And they are so true too.

A Lady's Life said...

Oh number one definitely! The claws are better than any alarm clock lol

Gledwood said...

Gattina, that is a purrrfect post!

I saw a tabby today hunting pigeons. It looked most offended when I miaowed at it, destroying its concentration...

jillconyers said...

Interesting list. I'm not much of a cat (or dog) person but I like Gledwood's purrrfect comment :)

Sherwin said...

What a great list of cat quotes. It was a great read and I can identify with them all... used to always have a cat or two. But when we realized our son was allergic to them, we had to make a change for his sake. So the cat lost that round.