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13 Cat sayings
1. There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
2. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
3. Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
4. Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."
5. Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
6. You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"
7. Humans: No fur, no paws, no tail. They run away from mice. They never get enough sleep. How can you help but love such an absurd animal?"
8. Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.
9. For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
10. Cats are like potato chips. You can never have just one.
11. These aren't my thoughts, it's my cat walking on the keyboard.
12. Everyone knows cats are on a higher level of existence. These silly humans are just too big-headed to admit their inferiority.
13. Cats are better than any vice. They're not fattening, dangerous, or expensive. However, they can be addictive.
