28 Jun 2007

THURSDAY THIRTEEN

Pookie always keeps away from children !


13 reasons to keep away from children




1. It all started with an apple which Adam got from Eve and he ate it although it was not allowed


2.God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.


3. you have persistently and lovingly tried to give your children some wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.


4.If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?


5.You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.


6. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.


7. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.


8. Children seldom misquote you. In fact,they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.


9. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.


10. You childproofed your homes, but they are still getting in.


11. Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.


12. If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the Aspirin bottle : "take two aspirin" and "keep away from children" !




13. and in spite of all that we still have children !





We are not hardwear and softwear we are your parents !





36 comments:

  1. Very funny!! I think I'll steal this to send to my friends with young chidren. Great TT.

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  2. Very funny indeed...
    I really like no's. 5, 7 & 9...
    Our list is up if you want to stop by for a sticky beek...
    Cheers
    Bernie

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  3. Great list! #5 cracked me up...I think my mom is still telling me to sit down and be quite! :) Have a great weekend!

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  4. Oh so true! I wrote my TT on children too. How funny.

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  5. Great List. The Biker Baby cracks me up.

    Ed
    http://edsthread.freehyperspace.com/?p=45

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  6. I agree! At least for now :)

    Happy TT!

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  7. LOL, specially nr 4! happy thirteening!

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  8. Very funny!!! Having raised six kids, I agree wholeheartedly (but I love 'em anyway!!!).

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  9. Ha ha... Great ones! I love #6, 9 and 12 most :-)

    I linked you up as a Lifecruiser Tips.

    Excuse me for not visiting so much lately - I'm so busy before we're going to the summer island on Monday!

    I just installed Windows Vista and everything else on Mr L's new laptop and this afternoon I'll have to do the same on my new laptop when I've got it!

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  10. And despite it all... we still LOVE them anyway! Amazing, ain't it? LOL!

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  11. LOL. I watched Bill Cosby's "Himself" last week. I watched in when I was young, but it is *much* funnier now that I have children.

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  12. One of the best TT lists I've read today. I love it!

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  13. Friend Husband and I always look at each other and say, "They seemed like a good idea at the time!" The children hate that!

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  14. Hi Gattina ~~ Great T T post that I enjoyed reading. Thank you for your comments. Sorry it has been so wet and cold in Belgium, but at least not the dreadful floods in the U K.
    Thhere has been so much cold weather in the Northern Hemisphere this year that I agree. Globeal warming is a joke. Hope it improves for you soon.
    Take care, Regards, Merle.

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  15. Ha, ha, that picture below #12 just cracks me up! LMAO
    Great list, and probably so very true (although I couldn't say as I childproofed my home so successfully that I don't have any *grin*).

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  16. Love them!! #7 had me laughing!!

    have a great Thursday!

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  17. Hahahaha! Hilarious, I love it! Number 7 was really....hahaha!

    Happy TT!

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  18. Becoming a parent and owning your responsibility to them is the both the hardest and the most enjoyable continuance of life.

    Great list.

    Happy TT.

    Be well and enjoy the day.

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  19. Number 9 is soooo true. I was always thankful for my own monsters after spending time with the others...

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  20. Great sense of humor !

    I like the pictures ! So funny !

    Thanks for stopping by and HAPPY T13 !!! :)

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  21. Love #4!!

    Happy Thursday...well, it's probably evening for you now. So, have a great evening!!

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  22. J'aurais dû écouter mon père qui me mettait en garde! Heureusement qu'Anaïs va travailler tout l'été et c'est pourquoi on ne part pas car elle aura des horaires tard la nuit. Et puis Mélissa devrait partir quelques jours à Barcelone.
    mais bon comme tu vois j'ai beau raler, je les adore! Ces monstres!
    Tu ne ménages pas les adeptes de la bible! ça leur fait du bien un peu de réflexion!!! Bravo!

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  23. Aw, see? Those cute little naked butts over ride every bad reason to have kids!

    Happy TT...

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  24. So funny! I haven't done a 13 in a while, but my sister told me to check yours out this week. She knew I would appreciate it! Thanks for the laugh!

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  25. #5 has always been a favorite of mine.

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  26. Cute list and very true...

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  27. What a humorous list! I especially like #6 and #7. You sure are a busy lady! I was looking at all your blogs. Love the paintings.

    Thanks for checking out my T13. Have a great weekend!

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  28. That picture of Pookie sleeping is so precious....my very favorite!

    Have a nice day!
    xoxo
    Grammie

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  29. I needed this list today! Thanks for sharing! My cat Goku hides from the children. I wish I could hide out with Goku. :)

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  30. Very funny and too true. My children are gone during school hours and I must say it is so peaceful. Once they come home chaos reigns! But I wouldn't give them up for anything.

    That gift-wrapped baby photo is adorable!

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  31. really funny! LOL ... :D
    thanks for visiting!

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  32. Very good list! Mine kind of goes with it this week.

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  33. I hope you don't mind, but i'm going to add your blog to my favorites!

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  34. Haha, I think that's why I have no kids! ;-) Great list, and I love the picture of Pookie.
    Thanks for visiting my random TT!

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  35. Great list...cute pics happy late tt

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  36. 8, 9, and 11 -- they say it.
    Your list is too, too true.

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