1. Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
2. They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
3. Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.
4. The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
6. The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
7. The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
8. Never let a computer know you're in a hurry
9. Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy
10. Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
11. Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. ~Doug Larson
12. Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin
13. All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
This is my contribution to Sanni's handwriting meme. I choose french because she wrote in German and french is my second mother tongue.
The first sentence is very difficult to pronounce if you have to do it quick ! "Trois gros rats gris dans trois gros trous ronds rongent trois gros croutons ronds"
The words in the 2nd sentence are pronounced exactly the same way but are written different. That makes the French language so complicated. Poissons sans boisson c'est poison !
LOL. To err is human. To really screw up takes a computer.
ReplyDeleteGreat computer jokes, Gattina, lol.
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful Thursday 13!!
On a more serious note...
ReplyDeleteMan is still the most extraordinary computer of all. ~John F. Kennedy
Happy Thursday 13!!
I love the "throw it out the window" one. That's what I'd like to do. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckles this morning. I’ve bookmarked this post to return periodically and may need to add a link in my Smiley Saturday post … just because. Number 9 is priceless! LOL
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings,
Yesterday Hubby's computer screwed up and he blamed me! I eventually was able to fix his computer's problem, but I reminded him that it was "his" problem and not mine!
ReplyDeleteI liked #2 and 8 best. 8 reminded me of how you don't let a dog know your scared otherwise you might get bit.
ReplyDeleteApplause, applause, applause! I got a freaking knot in my tongue now. I tried to say that special French tongue twister 3 times fast... and it turns out I'm lucky I don't have to submit this comment in a voice mail :-)
ReplyDeleteAs to the handwriting: It's beautiful - but I expected nothing else!
Thanks for playing along!
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Der Zungenbrecher ist soooo cool. Fischer's Fritze ist ein Witz dagegen. Ich glaub, ich hab 'ne graue Ratte in meiner Zunge eingeknotet. *LOL*
#2 and #8 were my favorites. My grandson has been named. Stop on my for the big reveal.
ReplyDeleteI love quotes, I love computers: great list! :)
ReplyDeleteI've had 6 years of French at school, but it's still complicated.
#6 and #9 are my favorites Gattina!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the visit and cool comment!!!
No. 4 speaks to me and everyone I know!
ReplyDeleteoh, great T13! Where do you find everything! *giggles*
ReplyDelete#3 and 4 was the ones I liked the most :-)
oh, now I remember the handwriting meme, I saw smething about it. i suspect that I'm tagged too, but when shall I get the time? Mamma Mia ;-)
Nice handwriting, but I have no idea what it says.... *giggles*