23 Sep 2008
US judge rejects saggy jeans law
Low-slung trousers are fashionable among some young people. A law that landed a Florida teenager in jail for having sagging jeans that exposed his underwear is unconstitutional, a judge has decided. The 17-year-old spent a night in jail after police arrested him for exposing 4in (10cm) of boxer shorts in Riviera Beach, south-east Florida. Probably this judge doesn't wear any underwear at all to be constitutional !
Uganda seeking miniskirt ban
The minister said wearing a miniskirt was akin to going naked. Uganda's ethics and integrity minister says miniskirts should be banned - because women wearing them distract drivers and cause traffic accidents. He told journalists in Kampala that wearing a miniskirt was like walking naked in the streets. He should get together with the above mentioned judge, they would be a nice pair !
Bed it Crunch
BRITAIN is heading for a baby boom as the credit crunch is forcing couples to entertain themselves at home. People have limited cash to splash at pubs and restaurants so are spending more time in the bedroom. Sales of maternity clothes rose by nearly half last week.What’s cheaper and more fun than making babies? The trouble is, when they come out they are expensive. And therefore I suggest, that before making babies, open a saving account or at least put a piggy bank besides your bed ! 9 months after having fun the expenses start !
Two head turtle
TWO heads appear to be better than one for this turtle from China.
The double-headed creature was pictured in China’s Lyshun Snake Museum in Dailan.
Visitors who get the chance to see the freakish turtle will no doubt be left shell shocked. This turtle must be very intelligent with two brains ! some politicians would also need a second head !
BATTLE of Britain veterans were honoured yesterday for their extraordinary efforts defending the country against Nazi invasion. Prince Charles was among the congregation at a thanksgiving service at Westminster Abbey to mark the 68th anniversary of the victory. What an honor ! with such a hat !!