29 Jan 2008

COMPILED NEWS



I have read the following (very important) news for you, please be informed that :

- Prince William is nicknamed ‘Billy the Fish’ by his comrades in the Royal Air Force (RAF).A source said: “The boys knew that William was officially called Flying Officer Wales within the RAF. As Wales sounded like whales, and given his name is William the obvious nickname was Billy the Fish.
For once the RAF shows that they also have phantasy

- the Queens latest grandchild James, son of Prince Edward and Sophie had to be hospitalized after falling ill with an allergic reaction. That must be the royal family ! Babies are clever !

- the Prince of Wales (Charles) loved growing vegetable at the palace. Now I understand why he has a green thumb and I not, I never could plant anything in a castle's parc !

- Crown Princess Michico from Japan dared to go into a restaurant with her parents and the Palace was shocked about this scandalous behaviour.

- American men spend 98,20 $ for Valentines day and women only 54,20. I wonder why.

- Tiffany created a mobile phone in gold with diamonds for a value of 65.000 €. I only hope the futur owner will not swear on the phone, that wouldn't fit.

- a German airplane company has organized flights for nudists so that they will be comfortably naked during the flight. I certainly will take a regular flight !

- a policemen dressed up as a woman to date a 81 year old man. You should never give up hope !

- 9 municipal employees in Washington were dismissed because they surfed on pornographic sites for at least 200 h during working hours. That's not right, because sleeping during working hours is not punished !

- an american study revealed that marital rows are healthy and good for the relationship. I agree, reconciliations can be very nice but not with a blue eye or broken ribs.

- an underwear exposition takes place somewhere in the UK where under garments from Tudor times to the Victorian age and into the 1950s, will be shown. I wonder if they also show chastity belts, and explain to me how that worked !

- there are now Marijuana vending machines in US distributing marijuana operating in the US state of California. The machines can only be used by people who have been prescribed the drug for health reasons. Patients (???) will have to provide a prescription, and be fingerprinted and photographed before being allowed to use the facilities. I doubt that these vending machines will have a lot of success. I would prefer my regular dealer there I only need money !

6 comments:

  1. just a little coucou before going now! I will post my COT later in the day! You should add sarkokenstein, in these news. He 's the first VIP peaple now !the hyperactif!

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  2. nice! I want to see the underwear exhibition.

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  3. There I was standing in the shower, soaping up, thinking, "I wonder when Gattina will do her compiled news again? Did I miss it?" then I got out and dressed came to my laptop and there it was! You must have heard my mind!!!
    All were good, but my favorite is Billy the fish!

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  4. Oh my gosh! Well... I never heard of that LAST one -- but I know there is not a vending machine MADE that our High School students can not break into! ESPECIALLY if they know there is POT in there!!! Sheeeeeesh!

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  5. Hi Gattina.

    Sorry, I've been painting walls and am quite slow at getting around to visiting. But, I wanted to answer your question about the heads or tails.

    It's Skittle's Place. There is a link from my blog to the blogroll...when you go there, click on Skittles, and you'll get all the info from her sidebar.

    She is the ONLY hostess for this one on Tuesday. And each week, there is a new category. Sometimes she'll have heads OR tails and you can choose from her list. other times, it's heads only and you write about just the ONE subject.

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  6. Hi Gattina ~~ I enjoyed your News post, thank you. Also thanks for your visit and I am glad you grab every chance to enjoy your life now. We
    didn't do this previously, but as you say, It's never too late. Continue to have fun and enjoy. Take care,
    Love, Merle.

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