Start smoking to lose weight
Eat more fruit... snacks
Only get divorced and remarried once this year.
Do less laundry and use more deodorant
avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
Stop saying,” Ooh, that feels nice” whenever the security guys frisk you at airports
Stop taking a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night
Only eat white snow
Don't show up drunk at a custody hearing.
Love them all Gattina! Let us know which ones you keep:)
ReplyDeleteI love that first one! I don't know where I should be hiding it though. Mmm, 've got to think about this one!
ReplyDeletelol All very good suggestions but it should throw a curve ball to the guy who frisks you at the airport who sees you liking it. lol
ReplyDeleteThen you say a littler further to the right. Ahh ya that's it .
lol
Oh, only good resolutions I can tell :-)))))
ReplyDelete★ ☆ Happy New Beginning of the wonderful year of 2012 ★ ☆
LOL! Those were so funny!
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