17 Sep 2009

THURSDAY THIRTEEN


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13 funny News headlines

1. One armed man applauds the kindness of strangers

2. Puerto Rican teen named mistress of the universe

3. Local child wins gun from fundraiser

4. Federal agents raid guns shop, find weapons

5. Poison control center reminds everyone not to take poison

6. Caskets found as workers demolish mausoleum

7. Meeting on open meeting is closed

8. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

9. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

11. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

12. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

13. Eye Drops off Shelf

10 comments:

Hootin' Anni said...

I could hardly get past #1...too funny. But the twins joining the parents, just cracked me up!!!!

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Brenda ND said...

LOL, these are great! Thanks for sharing.

i beati said...

oh my too funny to visualise

Calico Crazy said...

These headlines always leave me laughing, where are the editors?

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Maribeth said...

Oh I love the one about the caskets! LOL!

Thom said...

Maybe #4 should check on #3 LOL Great answers :)

Dr.John said...

I can see the eye dropping off the shelf but where did it roll too?
Those were funny.

Mariposa said...

Ha ha ha! I'm not sure how I made to #13...so so funny.

Americanising Desi said...

lol@caskets found when workers demolish mausoleum? haha

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Lifecruiser said...

OH, some fine examples! #8 is my favorite!