THURSDAY THIRTEEN

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13 funny Headlines

1. College Opens Doors to Hearing

2. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

3. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

4. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

5. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

6. Air Head Fired Steals Clock, Faces Time

7. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

8. Farmer Bill Dies in House

9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

10.Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash

11.Probe Told Miners Refuse to Work after Death

12.Drunken Drivers Paid £1000

13.Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing Deaf

THURSDAY THIRTEEN

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13 Funny headlines


1. Include your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe

3. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

4. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

5. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

6. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

7. Deer Kill 17,000

8. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

9. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

10. Fire British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

11. Vaccine May Contain Rabies

12. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

13.Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half New

THURSDAY THIRTEEN

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13 funny News headlines

1. One armed man applauds the kindness of strangers

2. Puerto Rican teen named mistress of the universe

3. Local child wins gun from fundraiser

4. Federal agents raid guns shop, find weapons

5. Poison control center reminds everyone not to take poison

6. Caskets found as workers demolish mausoleum

7. Meeting on open meeting is closed

8. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

9. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

11. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

12. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

13. Eye Drops off Shelf

THURSDAY THIRTEEN - Headlines

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13 funny Newspaper headlines (n°2)

1. Lawmen from Mexico Barbecue Guests

2. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

3. Man is Fatally Slain

4. Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder

5.Miners Refuse to Work after Death

6. Never Withhold Herpes from Loved One

7. Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe out Literacy

8. NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach

9. Organ Festival Ends in Smashing Climax

10. Autos killing 110 a Day; Let's Resolve to do Better

11. Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad she Hasn't Seen in Years

12. Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday

13. Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden

THURSDAY THIRTEEN

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13 funny News headlines

1. Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says

2. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

3. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

4. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

5. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

6. Miner Refuses to Work after Death

7. Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

9. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

10. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

11.Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

12.Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

13.War Dims Hope for Peace