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13 Funny headlines
1. Include your Children When Baking Cookies
2. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe
3. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
4. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
5. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
6. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
7. Deer Kill 17,000
8. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
9. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
10. Fire British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
11. Vaccine May Contain Rabies
12. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
13.Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half New
I like these :-)
ReplyDeleteFunny! Number 6 is very visual and 13 makes me curious. The rest, I can't help trying to rewrite them to make more sense.
ReplyDeleteOh those are FUNNY, are they really headlines? Bad writers?...or more likely, Clever writers. ;) Loved it.
ReplyDeleteGoodness! WHERE do you find them all? I don't think OUR newspaper is nearly so entertaining!
ReplyDeleteThese are all so funny. I love #1 LOL...too funny
ReplyDeleteI always stay away from cows with an axe.
ReplyDeleteI knew there was a good use for red tape.
I do hope they aren't talking about the flue vaccine.
Funny