3 Sept 2009

THURSDAY THIRTEEN


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13 funny News headlines

1. Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says

2. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

3. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

4. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

5. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

6. Miner Refuses to Work after Death

7. Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

9. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

10. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

11.Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

12.Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

13.War Dims Hope for Peace
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13 comments:

  1. Anonymous3 Sept 2009, 06:44:00

    OMG Madame Chat these had me rolling on the floor. I fell outta my chair LOL

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  2. Hootin Anni3 Sept 2009, 11:53:00

    I'm reading along...enjoying these, then I came to the part where the Veterinarian takes over with the panda and lost my orange juice out my nose! I laughed so hard on that one. Too too funny Ms. G!! Love it.

    My 13 this week is all about Labor in a funny way. Hope you can stop by to visit with me. Happy Thursday. [PS...you'll need to scroll down below my Thursday Thunks to find my list of 13]

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  3. Melli3 Sept 2009, 15:07:00

    I just don't know what's wrong with that miner! It's just plain laziness I tell ya!

    These are great! And I especially LOVED that they used the word RIPs in Typhoon headline! (Rest In Peace?) I wonder if that was intentional? NO! Not with that subject matter... lol!

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  4. life's journey3 Sept 2009, 15:29:00

    You have a nice t13 thanks for sharing...TC

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  5. Anonymous3 Sept 2009, 15:45:00

    Excellent! Enjoyed!
    Happy Thursday

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  6. Americanising Desi3 Sept 2009, 18:23:00

    OMG that is funny!!!

    enjoyed every single one!

    bravo!

    Click here for my Thursday Thirteen

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  7. Calico Crazy3 Sept 2009, 18:51:00

    These types of lists always get me giggling. Now I have to go and share them with friends because they are just too stupid not to. Does no one proof these things???

    Calico Contemplations

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  8. Happily Retired Gal3 Sept 2009, 20:16:00

    LOL ... thanks so much for the chuckles. Methinks my fav is #10!
    Hugs and blessings,

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  9. Jientje3 Sept 2009, 20:52:00

    ROFL!! To make Thom fall out of hiçs chair, You hae to get up early. And you did! ROPFL!! Loved #8!!!

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  10. Susan Helene Gottfried3 Sept 2009, 22:37:00

    Our local news had a good one this morning. "A local man dies after being shot and killed."

    Ya think???

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  11. Dr.John3 Sept 2009, 23:09:00

    Talk to the Union about that miner.
    He got a death benefit didn't he.
    Those were funny.

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  12. Grampy3 Sept 2009, 23:24:00

    Great set of Thirteens. Keeps you laughing uncontrollably.
    Have a good day.

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  13. Lifecruiser4 Sept 2009, 01:24:00

    Simply hilarious!!!! Such bloobs!!!

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