THURSDAY THIRTEEN - STUPID QUOTES

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When you have 36 °C (97F) without air (and air condition) then you only find stupid quotes !





I feel like cat Arthur !

1. Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.

2. Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

3. I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
-Alicia Silverstone, Actress

4. How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."

5. You guys line up alphabetically by height.

6. The internet is a great way to get on the net.

7. "Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."

8. China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

9. Most lies about blondes are false

10.It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

11.Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

12.Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon.

13.Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not
there?"
- Driver school applicant