8 Jul 2010


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When you have 36 °C (97F) without air (and air condition) then you only find stupid quotes !

I feel like cat Arthur !

1. Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.

2. Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

3. I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
-Alicia Silverstone, Actress

4. How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."

5. You guys line up alphabetically by height.

6. The internet is a great way to get on the net.

7. "Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."

8. China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

9. Most lies about blondes are false

10.It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

11.Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

12.Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon.

13.Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not
- Driver school applicant


Amanda Moore said...

Wow I am first? Gattina you have a splendid sense of humor. I have missed visiting you blog but I am back online and will try to come by often because I need little laughs like this!

Gledwood said...

Alicia Silverstone should work in PR: she'd go a long way.

The one with the bananas reminds me of the "fat free beer" stupid people used to talk about in pubs in the 1980s. No I prefer mine clogged with cholesterol and a lid of congealed lard on top, please...

Talking of silly quotes, we all know how bizarre some Chinese people's command of English can be, well did you know before the Beijing Olympics they actually had language police going round checking people's signs read properly in English ~ what spoilsports!!

... and Arthur looks cute as usual ;-)

Gledwood said...

So zou have to put sunscreen on Arthuräs ears and his nose?

Sorrz the German default setting looked so funkz there I couldnät resist keeping it

ps Gattina did zou know Iäm learning Italian from a 1943 edition Teach Zourself book...

here are some of mz exercisesÖ

Ha Maria una zia?
Dov'è uno sbaglio? Ecco uno sbaglio.
Chi ha un libro? Maria ha un libro. Maria da un libro a Piero...

and so on. Soon I'll be speaking Italian even more fluently than arthur!!

ps do you mind my asking what language you speak at home with Mr Gattina? I was racking my brains and wondering whether it would be Italian or French... or English even...

Mariposa said...

Thanks for the chuckle! I really did enjoy them.

Shelley Munro said...

Thanks for the laugh. I must show these to my husband.

Merle said...

Dear Gattina ~~ I liked the quotes -
stupid or not. Just came to wish you a very Happy Birthday for today 8th.
I hope you have had a lovely day and
enjoyed every minute. Take care my friend, Love, Merle

HOOTIN' ANNI said...

I HEARD THROUGH THE 'GRAPEVINE' that it's your birthday today. So I'll leave with this wish to you ....you wonderful lady!


Anni's Thursday Post. Do come join me if you can.

Adelle Laudan said...

LOL Why do I feel so smart all of a sudden? *wink Happy T13!

Shash said...

#4 had me laughing. Really??!! lol

Happy TT

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Brenda ND said...

Ha! LOL! I want some of those boneless bananas.

I am Harriet said...

Glad to hear that most lies about blondes are false :)

Enjoy your Thursday!

jillconyers said...

Thank you for the laugh and the occasional "really?" :)

Izzybella said...

LOL! These were great.

Anonymous said...

LOL...these are too funny. :)Hau`oli La Hanau my friend. I hope you have a great birthday. I knew this from last year or should I say I have my ways. Congrats on becoming a Grandmother. WOOT!!!

alady'slife said...

These are funny hahahahaha

Pamela said...

weird.. I almost understood some of those quotes. Uh OH. ha ha