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The name is a little outdated because after being the swine flu it became the Mexican flu then a H A N1 flu(or something like that) but as this was too difficult for us simple people to keep in mind the last name of this flu which caused already over 200 deads worldwide is the flu A
13 Quotes about swine flu aftermath :
1. swine flu aftermath: miss piggy, babe, porky pig, piglet, and hamm are arrested under charges of conspiring against humanity
2. swine flu aftermath: terrorist experts surmise osama doesn't just have a camel but also a pig, a bird, and a cow
3. swine flu aftermath: mexicans finally fall beneath blacks in the eyes of white racists. blacks riot in the streets with surgical masks on
4. swine flu aftermath: kermit the frog admits he knew miss piggy had it but still slept with her anyway
5. swine flu aftermath: the millions of hamsters, snakes, rabbits, and ferrets start terrorist organizations aimed at their former owners
6. swine flu aftermath: pigs boast to other animals for being the first to land on the moon. hoofs maniacally stamp out neil armstrong's print
7. swine flu aftermath: miss piggy admits to having swine flu for the past twenty years, as well as AIDS
8. swine flu aftermath: cheap pig snout masks that lazy halloweeners buy skyrocket to $50
9. swine flu aftermath: the ugly duckling becomes defunct when a children's author writes about the only pig in the family to have the flu
10. wine flu aftermath: the media explains the initial typo that it's actually "wine flu," which leads to countless suicides in italy
11. swine flu aftermath: starving artists start dropping pigs off in beverly hills
12. swine flu aftermath: a local reporter finds a man who survived mad cow, avian flu, and swine flu. when asked about it, he replied, "i've just always been good with animals."
13. swine flu aftermath: pigs try to tell us how it started but we still fail to understand the linguistics behind oink-oink-oink
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swine flu aftermath: 1,000-5,000 people stationed in antarctica laugh at the world's problems
(better take it with humour !)
22 comments:
Hilarious list! laughter is the best medicine :)
(Love your new look!)
Hahahaha
"4. swine flu aftermath: kermit the frog admits he knew miss piggy had it but still slept with her anyway"
Oh, those are so good, Gattina. It's just as well someone can make us laugh over these disasters, otherwise we'd cry!
Great list. Nothing beats panic more than humour :-)
i was becoming sleepy while visiting other T13 participants until i got tickled by oink-oink-oink :) happy thursday.
That 1st one is a hoot!!!! Great laughs for us today.
My 13 is posted. Either use the link provided at the top of my Thursday blog or scroll down to the bottom of the entry. It’s English for Dummies!…..fun. Have a great day.
the ugly duckling becomes defunct when a children's author writes about the only pig in the family to have the fluHahaha!
Gosh. What a great way to deal with a non-event and media panic!
I guess it's a good thing to keep a sense of humour about it all.
Happy T13!
Sometimes, we gotta look at the funny side of crummy things in life. Good list.
Grin. Thank you for sharing.
This little piggy cried wee wee all the way home. Humor is the best medicine.
Funny list. I love #4 & the one about halloween costumes.
Happy TT
LOL ... thanks for the timely chuckles.
Hugs and blessings,
lol those are funny list gattina thanks for sharing
*g* Nice list.
Happy Thursday!
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Oh your new background is great! I love it! Great list too! The media is to blame for all this "stuff" about the flu! They have to blow EVERYthing out of proportion! Craziness I tell ya!
Wine flu...hysterical...I may have that??? I am back. My paper is delivered so the writing crunch is over!
Poor Kermit.
This is just too funny. I love them all. But Wine flu was great. I thought at first it was a typo. But the best IMHO is #12. I've just always been good with animals. ROFL!
'Kermit the frog admits he knew Miss Piggy had it but still slept with her anyway' - LOL!
lolzzzzz its such a funny :)
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