THURSDAY THIRTEEN

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These are 13 very scary events happening in one night !




I think there are a lot of people having the same problem. They lay in bed and with open eyes they listen to a noise, a very special noise, it first sounds like a light tiger's purr, then like a defect car motor and then like a power saw ! From patient listening you suddenly develop murderous intents : Your parner snores !

1. You whistle. Your partner stops for a second, and continues

2. You push him with your ellbow he stops and growls and .... continues

3. You use your ellbow again a little stronger, he stops growls and turns around ... silence and then starts again

4. You sigh and think about times when your partner slept like an angel with a peaceful happy face and didn't make any noise besides a soft breathing

5. You can't do anything else but listening and it gets louder and louder. You kick your partner with your foot, hard ! He grumbles, sighs and turns around

6. You start to get angry you can't sleep. You throw the covers away and get up. No changement. You go into the kitchen and drink some water

7. You come back, the noise is still there. You jump in the bed, he jumps too stops a second and continues

8. You take your pillow and put it over your ear. Nothing to do the noise has increased slightly

9. You take a book and slam it on your partner"s head. He stops opens one eye and asks you "Is there something darling ?"

10. You mumble a negative answer lay down, sigh and try to sleep but your ears are watching for a noise

11. It starts again ! He snores and snores peacefully and from time to time he champs with satisfaction

12. It gets louder and louder now the level on "power saw". With rage you take your pillow and a blanket and flee to the living room on the couch. But you still hear the noise in your mind ...

13. In the morning you sit at the breakfast table with dark rings under your eyes and a pale face you yawn and feel so tired. He comes in looking fresh and rested and asks "Did you sleep well Darling ?"

That's enough !!!

You jump up, take the bread knife and stab him. Now he lays on the white kitchen floor in a big pool of blood the knife in his chest his fresh looking face now white, just like yours.... He will never snore again ! *

*Don't worry this "happy" end is only for Halloween