23 Oct 2007

COMPILED NEWS


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Even in Halloween saison we shouldn't forget the News. It is very important for you to know what is going on in the world. That's why I report the latest News and for horror stories I sent you to the Capitain of the Cyber cruise Mrs. Lifecruiser.




Princess Ariane christened on Saturday
Princess Ariane, the third daughter of crown prince Willem-Alexander and princess Máxima of the Netherlands was christened at the Klooster church in The Hague on Saturday. This will not please the Devil ! Now they are "blessed" with a third girl ! and he so much wanted a boy ! Poor WillEm (not to confond with WilliAm! On the official christening picture they reminded me the Adams family (which usually is not the case) that's why I allowed myself to correct it a bit.

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Before smoking After smoking

Crown Princess Mette-Marit chided for smoking
Norway's crown princess was caught smoking at a wedding recently, and that's disappointed officials at the country's cancer society. I Can't understand that ! They always complain that the royal family costs too much, and now they want absolutely keep one member in good health to last longer, instead of letting her smoke and send her to the graveyard ! That would be one person less to pay for ! Strange ...




Row over Italian toilet artwork
A toilet which flushes to the sound of Italy's national anthem has been impounded by police in northern Italy, sparking great patriotic debate. Prosecutors say the national anthem should not be ridiculed. Why ridiculed ? This is the only place where you can listen to music attentively and not being disturbed ! Take your Ipod along and sit down ! A lot of Italians don't even know this music ! It could be a good mean to learn it.





Minister sees red at Trevi prank
Italy's Culture Minister Francesco Rutelli wants a new anti-vandalism law after a man threw a bucket of red dye into the Trevi fountain in Rome. I can only shake my head ! This minister has never heard about Halloween ! It was only to color the Trevi fountain in an appropriate color ! I think it was a very good idea ! I only miss some skulls, ghosts and witches.





Elephants sense 'danger' clothes
Elephants can tell whether a human is a friend or foe by their scent and colour of clothing, according to Fife experts. It's a pity that humans are not able to do this ! Can you imagine how many deceptions you could avoid to yourself ??

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Mini pigs are big success on farm
A Devon fun farm is reaping the rewards of a nine-year breeding programme for miniature pigs.
The pigs, which are about a fifth of the size of ordinary pigs, have been a hit with visitors at Pennywell Farm. How cute ! I see myself already with a little pig on a leash walking down the Boulevard and everybody would look at me ! (or the pig)

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A beer bottle in a Kenyan's stomac
A 26 cm long beer bottle containing half a liter of beer had been taken out of the stomach of a Kenyan by surgeons near Nairobi. He already must have filled himself with beer before that he also swallowed the bottle ! Or maybe he didn't want to spoil the environment ?





16 comments:

MaR said...

It seems Maxima will have another pregnancy soon, searching for a son! Loved your version of the family picture :)
and the little pigs too!
Happy Tuesday!

Ramblins of a middle-aged goddess said...

Cute cartoons!! Swallowing a beer bottle!! How crazy and how impossible to me anyway!!
Thanks for stopping by!! I love these awards but I think they are getting way too many now. I am not sending them on any longer!! I am just going to get back to regular blogging...I am thrilled that people think my site is worthy though!!
Hope you have a great day. Sandy

Hootin' Anni said...

LOVE the full moon for us this month!!! [when I really DO see the moon, I'm gonna be reminded of our sweet gregarious and witty Gattina.

Jeanette said...

Hi Gattina, well ive caught up with all the news on the royals, how crazzzzy swallowing a full bottle of beer anywonder he need surgery, had a laugh at the cartoons.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha! Wow! I LOVE it! This must be your BEST compiled news EVER! It will be hard to beat now!

Soooo many funny news. *giggles*

I'm having problem mentioning any special, because all of them were AWESOME. If I try really hard, my favorites must be the red water in Trevi, the italian toilet art, the pigs and the cartoons.

Simply ghostly wonderful!!!!

(I'll link to all the oddly ghosts post in the end of my post)

Maribeth said...

As always the news is fun and made me laugh. I love the fountain story and the toilet one too!
Cute piggies!
And LOVE the cartoons!!!

Melli said...

Maybe Mr. Rutelli would be happier if the fountain had been dyed ORANGE - and decorated with pumpkins!

I do wonder how that beer bottle got INto the stomach... ouch!

Anonymous said...

Awesome opinions on the news! That is so true about the toilet. The only place to get privacy. lol

STANDARD BUTTERFLY WINGS said...

The cartoon at the end really made me laugh. :-)

jenn said...

Love all the stories! The pigs and elephants are super cute.
The full moon is great!

Anonymous said...

Hello Gattina
J'adore tes actualités! Tu n'as pas froid aux yeux et c'est bien!!!
Ici au moins on s'amuse! Après la journée ça fait du bien!
Aujourd'hui c'est l'anniversaire de ma fille Mélissa: 16 ans! C'est pour ça que je n'ai pas eu le temps de participer à COT! Là je termine mon verre de champagne...Mais ne t'inquiète pas je n'hiberne pas car je vais être en vacances. Dimanche, c'est la grande fête avec la famille et après halloween, le vrai car Mélissa va fêter son anniversaire. une vingtaine d'ados vont débarquer! Quelle horreur! Tu vois pas besoin d'araignées, de monstres etc... une poignée d'ados et de suite tu te mets dans l'ambiance!
Alors à demain et tchin tchin!!!

ChupieandJ'smama (Janeen) said...

I love your news! Very entertaining :)

Dallas Meow said...

NOTHIN' BETTER THAN HALLOWEEN!

Anonymous said...

Good day, Gattina. This is a funny post and I enjoyed the chuckle it provided. I 'stole' the picture of the pigs in the pumpkin as I love pigs so much and these ones are just 'too cute'. I hope you don't mind, and please tell me if you do. If it's okay with you I will post it to my blog and credit it to you with a link.

Also, I am giving you a gift... a 'Sweet Treat' that will nicely match your wonderful Halloween theme here. Come get it!

Vlado&Toni said...

those pigs are so cute, i want to have one of them too :)

Anonymous said...

Great compilation Gattina! I love the toilet story and the cartoons the best :-)