Showing posts with label funny quotes about swine flu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny quotes about swine flu. Show all posts

14 May 2009

THURSDAY THIRTEEN -Funny quotes about flu

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The name is a little outdated because after being the swine flu it became the Mexican flu then a H A N1 flu(or something like that) but as this was too difficult for us simple people to keep in mind the last name of this flu which caused already over 200 deads worldwide is the flu A

13 Quotes about swine flu aftermath :

1. swine flu aftermath: miss piggy, babe, porky pig, piglet, and hamm are arrested under charges of conspiring against humanity

2. swine flu aftermath: terrorist experts surmise osama doesn't just have a camel but also a pig, a bird, and a cow

3. swine flu aftermath: mexicans finally fall beneath blacks in the eyes of white racists. blacks riot in the streets with surgical masks on

4. swine flu aftermath: kermit the frog admits he knew miss piggy had it but still slept with her anyway

5. swine flu aftermath: the millions of hamsters, snakes, rabbits, and ferrets start terrorist organizations aimed at their former owners

6. swine flu aftermath: pigs boast to other animals for being the first to land on the moon. hoofs maniacally stamp out neil armstrong's print

7. swine flu aftermath: miss piggy admits to having swine flu for the past twenty years, as well as AIDS

8. swine flu aftermath: cheap pig snout masks that lazy halloweeners buy skyrocket to $50

9. swine flu aftermath: the ugly duckling becomes defunct when a children's author writes about the only pig in the family to have the flu

10. wine flu aftermath: the media explains the initial typo that it's actually "wine flu," which leads to countless suicides in italy

11. swine flu aftermath: starving artists start dropping pigs off in beverly hills

12. swine flu aftermath: a local reporter finds a man who survived mad cow, avian flu, and swine flu. when asked about it, he replied, "i've just always been good with animals."

13. swine flu aftermath: pigs try to tell us how it started but we still fail to understand the linguistics behind oink-oink-oink

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swine flu aftermath: 1,000-5,000 people stationed in antarctica laugh at the world's problems
(better take it with humour !)