THURSDAY THIRTEEN - Woman quotes

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13 Woman quotes

1. In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

2. Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

3. For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

4.All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.

5. Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

6. Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.

7. A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

8. You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

9. Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

10. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

11. Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.

12. When women go wrong, men go right after them.

13. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.