28 Aug 2008

Thursday Thirteen

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13 funny quotes about men (my apologies to all men who read this !)

1. Men are like...Weather....Nothing can be done to change them

2. The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

3. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

4. Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.

5. A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

6. A retired husband is often a wife's full time job.

7. The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.

8. Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

9. Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.

10. Men are like...Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

11. Men are like.....Snowstorms....You never know when they`re coming, how many inches you`ll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like.....Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

13. Men are like...Parking Spots...All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


Melli said...

LOL! These are gOOd! I only question the one about only men being criminals! HOW I WISH that were true! Then we really WOULD know who we could trust! LOL!

Yasmin said...

HAPPY TT...lol...let's hear for the men.

Anonymous said...

lol the last one made me laugh the most lol happy TT!

Puss-in-Boots said...

Yes. I kind of agree with those...

marcia@joyismygoal said...

Well LOL I got a chuckle

Merle said...

Dear Gattina ~~ A good thirteen quotes -- all good ones.
Thank you for your comments on my Biker Blog post. I was interested in Holland and their biker kings. Are these bicycles or motorcycles?
I could ask my granddaughter when she comes home from France. She spent a week with her Dutch relatives before
the cooking work in Bordeaux.
Take care, Love, Merle.

Hootin' Anni said...

Love #4!!!

[and I went and checked...I see nothing about Fun Monday host---maybe Lisa has an idea of who?]

jenn said...

Those were great! lol!

Jeanette said...

Hi Gattina. hahaha great post .. all the good ones are taken thats for sure...

Lazy Daisy said...

Loved your list. Forturnately I found a good one. Most of them are really funny. Some of them ....too true.

Anonymous said...

I love those!

Happy TT!

Anonymous said...

Very insightful and funny! You find the best quotes, or are you writing them?

I found a good one too, in spite of the fact that many of these still apply.

K said...

I agree that you cannot change a man. But I disagree with your #4, I think we'd all kill each other if the world was full of just women :)

Tossing Pebbles in the Stream said...

Sorry, I protest.

Anonymous said...

Ha! ha! Poor men between the hands of Gattina! But I have to say : all is true!

maryt/theteach said...

Great funny quotes, Gattina! :)