My bridges are here
13 funny quotes about men (my apologies to all men who read this !)
1. Men are like...Weather....Nothing can be done to change them
2. The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
3. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
4. Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
5. A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
6. A retired husband is often a wife's full time job.
7. The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
8. Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
9. Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.
10. Men are like...Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
11. Men are like.....Snowstorms....You never know when they`re coming, how many inches you`ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like.....Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
13. Men are like...Parking Spots...All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
LOL! These are gOOd! I only question the one about only men being criminals! HOW I WISH that were true! Then we really WOULD know who we could trust! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY TT...lol...let's hear for the men.
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lol the last one made me laugh the most lol happy TT!
ReplyDeleteYes. I kind of agree with those...
ReplyDeleteWell LOL I got a chuckle
ReplyDeleteDear Gattina ~~ A good thirteen quotes -- all good ones.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your comments on my Biker Blog post. I was interested in Holland and their biker kings. Are these bicycles or motorcycles?
I could ask my granddaughter when she comes home from France. She spent a week with her Dutch relatives before
the cooking work in Bordeaux.
Take care, Love, Merle.
Love #4!!!
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Those were great! lol!
ReplyDeleteHi Gattina. hahaha great post .. all the good ones are taken thats for sure...
ReplyDeleteLoved your list. Forturnately I found a good one. Most of them are really funny. Some of them ....too true.
ReplyDeleteI love those!
ReplyDeleteHappy TT!
Very insightful and funny! You find the best quotes, or are you writing them?
ReplyDeleteI found a good one too, in spite of the fact that many of these still apply.
I agree that you cannot change a man. But I disagree with your #4, I think we'd all kill each other if the world was full of just women :)
ReplyDeleteSorry, I protest.
ReplyDeleteHa! ha! Poor men between the hands of Gattina! But I have to say : all is true!
ReplyDeleteGreat funny quotes, Gattina! :)
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