28 Aug 2008
My bridges are here
13 funny quotes about men (my apologies to all men who read this !)
1. Men are like...Weather....Nothing can be done to change them
2. The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
3. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
4. Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
5. A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
6. A retired husband is often a wife's full time job.
7. The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
8. Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
9. Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.
10. Men are like...Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
11. Men are like.....Snowstorms....You never know when they`re coming, how many inches you`ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like.....Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
13. Men are like...Parking Spots...All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.