13 Numbers, Averages And Percentages
1. 85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
2. 67.5% of men wear briefs.
3. 85% of women wear the wrong bra size.
4. 45% believe in ghosts.
5. 29% of us are virgins when we marry.
6. 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.
7. Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.
8. 56% of women do the bills in a marriage.
9. 33% of women lie about their weight.
10. 10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.
11. Only 30% of us know our cholesterol level.
12. 14% have attended a self-help meeting.
13. 78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.
Number one is funny but probably very true. I know my husband doesn't use his. I guess it's more trouble than it's worth. I know my cholestral count because I have to take Crestor to keep it down. Bad genetics, I guess. I don't believe in ghosts per se but I do believe in angels and demonic spirits so maybe they are the same. ?
ReplyDeleteI do believe we are a spirit that lives in a body and have a mind and soul and emotions.
ReplyDeleteSounds spot on to me.
ReplyDeleteOh I think #6 is waaaaay low!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe it is only 85% that don't use the slit in their undies, lol.
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