13 things you should never say when having sex
1. Finished ? I have a meeting
2. You look much better in the dark
3. You are just like your sister
4. Oh Jane oh Jane ! hrrrm Mary !
5. Can you wake me up when you are finished ?
6. Would you mind if I leave my rubber boots on ?
7. What do we eat for breakfast ?
8. What was your name ?
9. Be careful when you undress, my bulldog is shortsighted and he loves sausages
10. Have you already heard about Viagra ?
11. I thought it would be worse
12. Did I mention that my grandma died in this bed ?
13. What ? that's all ?