13 Funny Christmas Quotes
1. The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband."
2. Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
3. Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
4. Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
6. I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
7. Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money
8. Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year
9. How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year..
10.The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
11. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
12. Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present
13. From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
I have got these 16 awards from my blogfriend Sanni at Coffee 2 go and thank her very much. I framed them together otherwise I would have to have opened a new blog !
and I feel that I should honor her with this award !
For Sanni !
