she : Then take it out !
he : why ?
she : Instead of discussing make the coffee !!
he : But the filter is in !
she : TAKE IT OUT
he : you see, you are always shouting at me !
she : I don't shout !!! take the filter out I want some coffee !
he : See, you are shouting again
she : I am not !!
he : yes you are
she : I want my coffee !!!
he : me too
she : then take this dammit filter out
he : OK, but this is the last time
she : "sigh"
he : why are you sighing ?
she : I didn't
he : yes you did, it's always my fault I can do what I want for you, you are never satisfied.
she : what does that mean now ?
he : yes you are bitching the whole day !
she : Me ?? Never ! you are !
he : I am not
she : yes you do, only yesterday you told me I put the plastic bottle in the wrong garbadge bag !
he : but you did
she : maybe, and why didn't you take it out ?
he : Why should I ? you put it in.
she : But you saw it !
he : yes, I saw it, you never see anything, I have to do everything in this house !
she : that's not true ! Do you do the laundry, fold it and put it in the wardrobe, switch the dishwasher on and do the shopping ? You just do nothing, tell me what you do !
he : I do a lot !
she : Nothing, you do nothing !
he : You see, you are always agressing me, you are bad tempered !
she : I am NOT ! you always just sit around
he : I don't sit around.
she : OK then you lay around that's the same
he : it's not the same
she: yes it is
he : no, it is not !
to be continued until they are laying in the graveyard. Not side by side, because they probably would argue over the coffins
Funny! Sounds like you're enjoying retirement.
ReplyDeleteBetter than not being spoken to at all :)
ReplyDeleteI was late getting to a meeting the other night. I said to Jack as I was walking out the door, "I have done the dishes, just put your plate and silver in the dishwasher and turn it on. Bye"
ReplyDeleteTwo hours later, I came home and the dish was on the counter and the washer had not been started!
Ah yes, retirement is grand! LOL!!!!
LOL at least they are talking :) LOL
ReplyDeleteAhhhh! At least you speak! Oh LOL! I just read Thom said the same thing! Oh well... I say it too!
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