6 Mar 2010


He : You forgot to clean the percolator, the filter is still in.

she : Then take it out !

he : why ?

she : Instead of discussing make the coffee !!

he : But the filter is in !


he : you see, you are always shouting at me !

she : I don't shout !!! take the filter out I want some coffee !

he : See, you are shouting again

she : I am not !!

he : yes you are

she : I want my coffee !!!

he : me too

she : then take this dammit filter out

he : OK, but this is the last time

she : "sigh"

he : why are you sighing ?

she : I didn't

he : yes you did, it's always my fault I can do what I want for you, you are never satisfied.

she : what does that mean now ?

he : yes you are bitching the whole day !

she : Me ?? Never ! you are !

he : I am not

she : yes you do, only yesterday you told me I put the plastic bottle in the wrong garbadge bag !

he : but you did

she : maybe, and why didn't you take it out ?

he : Why should I ? you put it in.

she : But you saw it !

he : yes, I saw it, you never see anything, I have to do everything in this house !

she : that's not true ! Do you do the laundry, fold it and put it in the wardrobe, switch the dishwasher on and do the shopping ? You just do nothing, tell me what you do !

he : I do a lot !

she : Nothing, you do nothing !

he : You see, you are always agressing me, you are bad tempered !

she : I am NOT ! you always just sit around

he : I don't sit around.

she : OK then you lay around that's the same

he : it's not the same

she: yes it is

he : no, it is not !

to be continued until they are laying in the graveyard. Not side by side, because they probably would argue over the coffins


diane said...

Funny! Sounds like you're enjoying retirement.

The Chair Speaks said...

Better than not being spoken to at all :)

Maribeth said...

I was late getting to a meeting the other night. I said to Jack as I was walking out the door, "I have done the dishes, just put your plate and silver in the dishwasher and turn it on. Bye"
Two hours later, I came home and the dish was on the counter and the washer had not been started!
Ah yes, retirement is grand! LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL at least they are talking :) LOL

Melli said...

Ahhhh! At least you speak! Oh LOL! I just read Thom said the same thing! Oh well... I say it too!