4 Feb 2010

THURSDAY THIRTEEN



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Lots of people are sick for the moment so I thought about health

13 Quotes about health

1. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

2. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

3. doctors say that jogging could add years to your life. They are right. After 15 min you feel ten years older already.

4. Turns out we've all been eating the wrong thing...since the dawn of civilization!

5. I don't jog. If I die I want to be sick.

6. What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should do? Combine them ... eat a penguin.

7. My doctor told me to do something that made me slightly out of breath, so I started smoking again.

8. I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

9. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

10. I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.

11. Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 2002 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.

12. Eat whatever you like, but dress as others do.

13. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

10 comments:

Thom said...

ROFLMAO!! These are just too funny. Especially number 5 LOL. Oh it's good to be back LOL :)

Loree said...

Hilarious. I always get a smile out of your Thursday Thirteen quotes.

Janet said...

I had deja vu reading your list :-)

Beyond You said...

ROFL!

Amen...Amen! I love this list...and heard #13 first from my Mom. :)

Mariposa (at my Beyond You site)

Adelle Laudan said...

LOL @ #8. Very clever. Fun list. Happy T13!

Mama Zen said...

Die of a misprint is hilarious!

Hootin' Anni said...

#5 makes me remember the infamous jogger that started the whole 'craze' and he ended up dying of a heart attack....while jogging!!

My 13 is listed below my Thursday Thunks...scroll down a bit on my blog entry. It's all about odd surnames and their origins today ---like Suess, etc. Here they are I'm going through the Mr. Linky right now, so if you've stopped by already and I didn't know.......thanks for the visit.

colleen said...

Yup, I have a bad cough. There are so many rules about eating and bad stuff for you that if we followed we'd have nothing to eat for supper.

Wild Woman in the Wild Woods said...

Too funny. Thanks for the laugh.

The Church Lady said...

LOL. I especially like no. 13. You are so witty!

p.s. If you have time, join us for Fun Monday. I'm hosting.