Today is the first May. It is a holiday in Belgium and most of the other European countries too. On this day it is the use to offer a Lily of the valley to your beloved once and friends. This Lily of the valley is for YOU ! Happy first of May day !!
13 STUPID QUOTES
1. Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand = STUPID
2. What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like Wall stuff? - Paris Hilton
3. A zebra does not change its spots.
4. Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
5. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
6. I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman - Arnold Swartzanegger (name spelling is not from me !)
7. Sex on television can't hurt ..... unless you fall off
8. We are sorry to announce that Mr. Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.
9. We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people
10. Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again
11. If you want to go out in the rain, be prepared to get burned.
12. How to store your baby walker : First, remove baby
13. I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
Hee -- so stupid they're funny. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDelete^_^ i like no. 13
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Gee, no big surprise that Paris Hilton made the list ;D
ReplyDeleteGreat TT!
very funny. You know, night. Yep, no sunshine...
ReplyDeletemy TT is up, too.
Oh and I like your template picture...the cats look comfy
ReplyDeleteSome crackers there.
ReplyDeleteI'm done reading them, so now I'll go back and see what they say ;-)
Great list! My favorites were 8, 10 and 11.
ReplyDeleteHehe these are all fun, but I really had to laugh at #12 for some reason. :)
ReplyDeleteGreat TT list, and have a good rest of the week :)
These are fun. I will avoid sex on TV. (It would be hard to climb into the cabinet, anyway!)
ReplyDeleteHeh, I love these quotes. I think, but I'm not sure, #4 was said either by Brooke Shields or our best quote mangler, ex-vice president Dan Quayle. #5 was said, tongue in cheek, by Steve Martin and is one of my very favorites!
ReplyDeleteLOL! These are great!!! Very funny!
ReplyDeleteLOL..fun list. Happy TT and thanks for stopping by:)
ReplyDeleteWhat a twisted world we live in. These were fun, especially the one from PH and AS (I don't know how to spell his name either.
ReplyDelete#12 looks like it should be on my TT list!
ReplyDeleteLoved your quotes....makes you wonder about people doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteI like these. LOL
ReplyDeletehahaha I know a woman who has said #13 LMAO!
ReplyDeleteThose are hilarious quotes. Happy May Day!
ReplyDeleteThose surely did make me laugh. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteGosh, I do love Paris Hilton. She's always surprised that people think she's stupid. Go figure. This is a fun list and great idea!
ReplyDeleteHappy TT!
I love some of those quotes. I can just hear some airhead repeating them. The Paris Hilton one is a classic!
ReplyDeleteHappy TT!
That's great, Gattina! Very funny! Happy 1st of May... Is it called Labor Day?
ReplyDelete4 is a Bushism, isnt it? Funny TT =)
ReplyDeleteLove the Flowers on the top.
ReplyDeleteThey are a kind of symbol for your 13 not's and stupids this week.
They are winderful, but eating their fruits/berries is deadly.
How beauty can ---
Ich sage nicht mehr
we are about to move
#12 is my favorite. Happy TT.
ReplyDeleteMerci pour ce joli muguet, Gattina! I offered one to my sister and one to pierre's mother! Nous avons passé l'après-midi avec la maman de Pierre et pris un bain de famille!!! Dommage on fait pas le pont et demain et samedi matin on travaille! Bouh!!!!
ReplyDeleteMerci! I love lilly of the valley, or konval lilje as they are called here. They grow wild in Norway but alas they won't bloom here until mid month...still one of my favorite flowers and a great tradtion!!
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh! Why do we enjoy other people's stupid comments so much? Especially when they're celebrities? Good fun!
ReplyDeleteThat cracked me up!
ReplyDelete4, 5, and 6 really crack me up! Who could come up with something so priceless? Well, Arnold, for one! I LOVE your TT header.
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