I found these quotes on a german blog, where a mum had collected a lot of quotes from children and found them so funny that I picked out 13 and translated them for you :
1. I don't need any caugh sirop, I can caugh without
2. A peach is like an apple covered with a carpet
3. When I drink a soda I always have farts in my mouth
4. For potatoe salad the potatoes have to be naked
5. Chinese eat with fish sticks
6. My little brother's dirty diapers are worse than liver
7. Mum always puts cream on her belly, so that the baby inside doesn't get stripes
8. Do mums have to eat grass so that they get milk in their breasts ?
9. If you sweat, your skin becomes leaky and water gets out
10. What do men become if all women in heaven are angels ?
11. If you want children you have to marry or have sex.
12. I have curls, dad has curls only mum has hairs
13.Every time I complain to my mom that I'm bored, she tells me to go clean my room.