THURSDAY THIRTEEN

Pookie thinks it over

To be an adult is sometimes not so easy ! Just read 13 things which are cute and not at all cute

1. A child giggling with a toothless mouth is cute, an adult ridiculous (grandpa/ma where are your teeth ? you forgot them again !)

2. A stumbling child is cute and will be picked up if it falls, an adult just gets "pay attention you &@&#!"

3. A one year old walking like a drunken sailer is admired, it makes progresses, an adult is considered as a boozer.

4. A child which stammers a few words is congratulated, an adult is sent to reeducation

5. A child who puts on his clothes the wrong way looks cute, an adult immediatley looks like a homeless.

6. A child who asks the neighbor for sweets is cute, an adult is send away ("we buy nothing") or taken for a Jehova witness

7. If a child crosses the street all cars would stop. If it's an adult they may accelerate

8. If a child takes something in a shop he kindly is told to put it back. An adult too, but then comes the police

9. If a child tells the very truth, for example to his kindergarten teacher "your dad is waiting for you" instead of "your husband " it is funny but not at all when it's said by an adult

10. If a child throws up because he had eaten too many sweets everybody pities him, an adult has to hide in the toilet

11. A child who eats Spaghetti and throws them all over the place is cute, an adult is a pig

12. A child who suddenly falls asleep at table is taken carefully away and put in bed. An adult gets a slap in the back to wake up

13. a little boy playing with a doll is cute, why not, a man is considered as obsessed with sex.

It's not easy being adult !