13 rather awkward things which happened to me
1. I pulled a chair towards me and did'nt notice that our mayor just intended to sit down. He fell on the floor. Since then he always recognizes me in the street.
2. On a ball organized by the city I drank Sangria then dansed a waltz with a personality, got dizzy pulled him down we fell and two other couples with us. But I am still invited for a dance, but don't drink Sangria anymore.
3. Mr. Gattino woke up in the middle of the night, he had dreamed he was on a beach and listened to the waves, but it was his wife standing in the middle of the bedroom throwing up.
4. He stood up and ran to his friend to ask for a bucket the friend woke up and threw up too. We had discussed about the pope for a few hours with a lot of some wine.
5. I went to my office one morning and hadn't noticed that I was still wearing my slippers and no shoes.
6. I couldn't find my slippers and looked in the whole house, Mr. Gattino found them in the fridge when he looked for something to eat.
7. I went to the restroom and returned with my skirt tucked in my slip and crossed the whole restaurant without noticing it. But the other guests did.
8. I told a lady that her father would wait outside, unfortunately it was her husband !
9. I went in a pub and ordered a pint of spider instead of cider.
10. I opened the door withouth my glasses and took our neighbor for a Jehova Witness. He was very pleased.
11. I alerted a whole army in a shopping center because my car was stolen before I realized that I had taken Mr. Gattino's car and not mine.
12. I opened the assistant Manager's door after knocking, and found her with a man making love on her desk. I closed the door quickly.
13. In a museum I asked a man for the restrooms but it was a wax figure.
Did you realize that today it is really Thursday thirteen ?
