Showing posts with label cat humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cat humour. Show all posts

11 Oct 2008

BUYING MARS ??

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This week I was really spoiled ! I got two emails ! One announcing me that I won 1 mill £ in the British lottery ! Now isn't that something ? The whole evening and night I was thinking of how to spend all this money and found out that really I had no use for it. But then in the morning I got another email, this time a company offered me to buy land on Mars ! Imagine ! I living on mars and with my win I had the money to buy the whole planet because the land was very cheap ! But then I thought it over, what is on Mars exactly ? I had heard in the news that there is water so there must be a sea which I love ! But are there also cats ? and how would Mars cats look like ?

What a difficult situation for me ! I racked my brain over and over !

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I imagined cats like this for example and then how would the inhabitants look like ?

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Like this ? A little boozed and a little curious ?

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or aggressif ?

As I could buy the whole planet I would be a kind of Queen of Mars or Mrs President without elections !

After a careful consideration in all directions I finally found the solution !

I wrote the British lottery with the email address they had given me. I wanted to stay anonymous because of the generous decision I had taken ! I told them that they could keep the money, that I really don't need it and at the same time I gave them the address of the company where they could buy land on Mars ! I thought they will be very happy that they can keep the money and do a good investment on Mars.

To the Real Estate company I answered that British lottery will buy the whole planet because I had decided to stay here on good mother earth where I have the sea and mountains, and not to forget, cats !

I also advised the friendly person who asked me to invest 1 mill $ for her to better keep it and put it under her matress because of the actual bad situation on the financial market. I think this was only my duty to tell her


Sometimes getting spam mail makes really happy !

31 Dec 2007

FUN MONDAY - HUMOR



Peter at Holties House is hosting Fun Monday this week. He wants us to tell our favorite joke and/or show our favorite cartoon.

This is a real problem for me because I don't like jokes in general. Especially not when during a a party or a supper somebody's only conversation skills are jokes ! That is really too boring and doesn't make me laugh. Therefore I am unable to tell you a joke, as soon as I have heard them they are already forgotten. I prefer by far funny life stories. The only joke I kept in mind is because cats are involved.

Two cats meet on a street. One cat says in total surprise "what !!! you are pregnant again ?? who is the father ?" and the other answered : "I don't know I had my head in the trash bin".

I don't have a favourite cartoon to show but here are my favourite videos which make me laugh.



The poor owner must have a horrendous water bill !




I wish you all a very