- My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
- Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot.
- Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
- John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
- Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
- Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
- Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
- Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
- Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
- Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
- My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines."
- Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well."
- Please excuse Susan, she has been sick and under the doctor.
- Mary was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night."
LOL! Those are great and very funny!!!!
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ReplyDeleteThank you Gattina for this fun post! I really needed this !
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