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A few days ago we were talking about "black humor". Some people just can't understand . This gave me the idea of presenting you
13. Quotes of Black Humor
1. If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?
Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area.
2. The world looks as if it has been left in the custody of trolls (that rather counts for Belgium)
3. Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.
4. That's the remarkable thing about life. No matter how bad it gets it can always get worse.
5. Don't close your eyes for the crash; you'll miss the best part
6. If you can't lower heaven, raise hell
7. Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos
8. The question is not if you are paranoid, it is if you are paranoid enough
9. A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
10. Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
11. Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last.
12. If a tree falls in the forest on a mine, does anyone care ?
13. In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
OMG, LOVED this post...and I think I got most of them.
ReplyDeleteNow if I could only come up with my own 13. SO not feeling it this week!
Dark, but great fun :-)
ReplyDeleteI love these! I'm dark-humored myself; hard to find others like me sometimes. Love the comic, too.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Sometimes black humour is the best.
ReplyDelete#s 6 and 13...they're the best. How fun this was. A refreshing post to say the least.
ReplyDeleteMy 13 are posted now if you'd like to stop by.
Dark humor has its place lol Not for those who take life way to seriously
ReplyDeleteHappy T13!
I had to think about some of those for a sec :)
ReplyDeleteHave a great Thursday!
http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/06/remembering-dad-fathers-day-centennial-june-20-2010/
Wonderful! LOL!
ReplyDeleteLOL, these are great! I guess I must love black humor!
ReplyDeleteCool. My husband and I are partial to dark humor. That's probably why we thought the movie, Pulp Fiction was funny.
ReplyDeletelaughter is always the best medicinal...
ReplyDeleteNow that's funny. I woke up to read the typical sweet blogs and wham.....LOL! I just stopped by to take a look at the cat on the Show and Tell, you are a riot and the cat is a sweetie.
ReplyDeleteMachelle
ROFL! I never heard it referred to as BLACK humor... I think here we say "dark"... but it's funny no matter! Number ONE was my favorite!
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