8 Apr 2010

THURSDAY THIRTEEN - About Babies



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13 Quotes about babies

1. A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.

2. If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

3. I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.

4. Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.

5. You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
6. A baby's an inestimable blessing and bother.

7. Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

8. People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them.

9. Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home.

10. A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

11. Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.

12.Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.

13. If your baby's "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma.

8 comments:

Thom said...

OMG I love number 11. How clever and number 7 is so right on :) Well done my friend :)

diane said...

I'm glad I'm going to be a grandma.

Janet said...

see, that's why it's good I never had kids...no patience!

Loree said...

Hahaha. I especially love the last one.

Maribeth said...

Someday I will be a grandma. For now I have grandkitties!

Hootin' Anni said...

#7....ya, and not necessarily in that order.

Here is MY Thursday 13. You'll need to scroll down below my Thursday Thunks to view them. Do stop by for a visit if you can find time. Hope your day is super.

Sue said...

Those are awesome! I especially love #8, #9, #11 & #13!

Thanks for sharing. Happy TT :)

Melli said...

#7 is spot on! And Amen to #13!!!