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13 Doctor Quotes
1.The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
2.The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the paediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
3. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
4. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
5. The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
6. Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.
7. While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
8. The skin was moist and dry.
9. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
10. Coming from London, this man has no children.
11. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
12. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
13. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid
Mr. Gattino has a surgery on his carotide this morning. For me the best help to handle stress is humour !
oh..is all well with him?
ReplyDelete(I hope you didn't faint and let your eyes roll around the room!)
Let us know how he does. I have said a small prayer for him!
ReplyDeleteI think I'll take Bud to the doctor that does lover treatments for dysfunction.
ReplyDeleteROFL
My thoughts for Mr. G Hope his surgery is successful.
I'm still thinking about that first one. I love to peak at the notes on me when the doctor leaves the room. They never sound like what I think they should write. Hope your hubby is home soon. My mother has that done regularly.
ReplyDeleteOur best thoughts are with you this week. Thank you for posting a few smiles.
ReplyDeleteHope Mr. Gattino does okay. My thoughts and prayers are with you.
ReplyDeleteBest of luck to Mr. G.
ReplyDeleteMr. Gattino was in my prayers... I hope it all went well.
ReplyDeleteAnd that was one DEEP search for the thyroid! WHOA!
Hi Dear Gattina.. Hope all went well with Mr G and wish him a very speedy recovery..
ReplyDeleteGood Doctors quotes ... Laughter is the best Medicine...
LOL on Pamela's comment! I hope the same too!
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope Mr. Gattino recovers from surgery soon!
ROFL!!!
ReplyDeleteRight foot? Oh dear.
thanks for the laugh :)
ReplyDeleteHope all goes well.
ReplyDeleteWishing your hubby a speedy recovery. Some of these were hilarious lol Now I have a visual of eyes rolling around the room
ReplyDeleteHappy T13!
Those were great! Hope all is well with the Mr.!
ReplyDeleteSyntax makes for funny 13s ... and these were most delightful!
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings,
Hi Gattina, my thoughts are with you and Mr Gattino, but he will be fine and home with you in no time.
ReplyDeleteLove those funny medical syntax 13s...I mean, where was the right foot????
I hope he is doing well.
ReplyDeleteThe sayings were very funny.
Very funny language humour.
ReplyDeleteI trust your husband is recovering well from his surgery. "Carotide" is a new word for me. I had to look it up.