15 Apr 2008
Man leaves £180k violin on train
The violin was made by Matteo Goffriller in Venice in 1698
A £10,000 reward is being offered for the return of a valuable 17th Century violin which was left on a train. This guy is worse than me ! I only leave my ombrellas in the train
A PERVERT sergeant major was jailed for a year yesterday for secretly filming girls undressing at an Army training camp.
Peeping tom Richard Brown, 42, videoed teenagers through gaps in dormitory curtains then watched the recordings at home. I always thought that life in the army is dangerous !
Wife's 6000 € loan for hubby "hit"
A WIFE was facing jail last night after she took out a loan for home improvements – and tried to use it to get her husband BUMPED OFF.
Callous Zoe Kenealy, 44, borrowed € 6000 hoping to hire a hitman. Only 6000 ? I thought I had to spend more !
Man ate ballot paper
Disgusted by the instability of the Italian politics a man in Sorrento has eaten his ballot paper. Before he swallowed it he declared all Italian politicians as "shit". He is accused now of distruction of election material. I only hope he didn't have an indigestion
Russian officers too fat for new uniforms
New uniforms created by a stylist from Moscow doesn't fit on 30 % of the officers because they are too big. They also were not fit enough to do a physical exercise including 100 m swimming and running 1km in 4 min. That means they are not a danger anymore ! Good to know !