15 Jan 2009
13 strange instruction sheets
1. In a dishwasher manual:
Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.
2. On a toaster:
Do not use underwater.
3. On a TV remote:
Not Dishwasher safe.
4. On a muffin packet:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
5. In a kettle instruction manual:
The appliance is switched on by setting the 'ON/OFF' button to the 'ON' position.
6. On a ketchup bottle:
Instructions: Put on food.
7. On a bottle of rum:
Open bottle before drinking.
8. On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
9. On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
10. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
11.On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
12. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
13. On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.