13 strange instruction sheets
1. In a dishwasher manual:
Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.
2. On a toaster:
Do not use underwater.
3. On a TV remote:
Not Dishwasher safe.
4. On a muffin packet:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
5. In a kettle instruction manual:
The appliance is switched on by setting the 'ON/OFF' button to the 'ON' position.
6. On a ketchup bottle:
Instructions: Put on food.
7. On a bottle of rum:
Open bottle before drinking.
8. On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
9. On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
10. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
11.On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
12. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
13. On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
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Okay..it's very late at night and I started laughing and guffawing...I think I woke my nighbours! Great fun list, thanks!
ReplyDeleteHere is my Tt list:
http://gnosticminx.blogspot.com/2009/01/make-it-rain-13-songs-about-money.html
*horrified* Who would ever attempt to stop a chain saw with their genitals?!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
Hahahaha...there must be some pretty thick people around if they actually need those instructions.
ReplyDeleteLOL, these are hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting my 13 diet quotes. :)
Hhehehe these are too funny! Happy TT :)
ReplyDeleteI bought a cheap pedometer at a garage sale once. The instructions included this quote: "Do not use in the tricky condition." ???
ReplyDeletefun list, thanks for sharing!
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LOL! I have seen sOMe of these before - but not all of them. It's CRAZY what they will put on instructions!
ReplyDeleteMr. Gattino and your friend are both in my prayers Gattina... I hope his surgery goes smoothly and he heals quickly -- and I hope her treatment is all that is needed! This is not Ilona is it?
LOL. The scary thing is that I have, on occasion, needed instructions like these.
ReplyDeleteDUH! These really do crack me up. What are we from Mars?
ReplyDeletehilarious indeed...and where r u gattina? long time, no hear..
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckles ... a little laughter is always a good thing.
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings,
Hi Gattina...
ReplyDeleteWhere did you find Thursday Thirteen to sign up again? I miss playing this. Did someone else take over the meme?
These are truly funny.
Good advice but sometimes you just have to iron clothes while your wearing them.
ReplyDeleteI have actually read that peanut package while bored on a plane flight!
ReplyDeleteYou know those are on there because some idiot was stupid enough to try or ask those things.
I get a kick out of the "things you cannot claim" list in the IRS instruction booklet - all those things people tried to claim as deductions on their taxes because there was a loophole - like pet cats for example!!!
I guess there are just a lot of idiots running around out here in the world that need those warnings.
ReplyDeletewhoever thought of those instructions! but i think i really saw something about that packet of peanuts..
ReplyDeleteIt looks for me these instructions are written for non litterates
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