13 Training courses for men
1. Learn how to live without mum ( 2000 hours)
2. My wife is not my mother, my nurse or my servant (550 h)
3. How to handle the remote control syndrome (200 h)
4. How not to sprinkle the toilet (100 h with video and practical excercises)
5. How not to transform the bathroom into a public swimming pool (150 h)
6. How to survive a cold without thinking that the last hour is near (250 h)
7. How to choose clothing alone (200 h)
8. How to find the dirty laundry basket without getting lost (150 h)
9. How to learn the definition of a vacuum cleaner and to use it (300 h)
10. How to use houshold appliances (250 h)
on = start
off = stop
11. How to prepare Quick soups without burning the water, practical excercises to prepare Spaghettis, first boil water then add spaghettis etc (300 h)
12. How to prepare coffee and serve it without inondations (150 h)
13. How to prepare chips in oil and not cook them in water
LOL, we will be all signing up our beloved men for these courses!! Nr. 2 should be printed in all leaflets for the courses :)
ReplyDeleteLoved the cartoon with the "lights"!!
Happy Thursday!
My husband has passed all of these except #8. LOL. Happy TT.
ReplyDeleteWhen can they start with the training? heheh
ReplyDeleteIt only took my hubby about 10 minutes to learn that I wasn't his mother! After his comment that my post roast wasn't done like his mom's....he wore gravy for a while back then!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting me and reading my Thursday's entry!!
LOL! Mom says her Mr. X never did get anything on that list, except #12... He could make decent coffee.
ReplyDeleteWELL! I am SO glad you found a class for yourself to keep you occupied while Mr. Gattino takes all THESE classes!!! You will enjoy it, I know!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat suggestions, Gattina! Now we have to get them to read them and take the courses... Ha!
ReplyDeleteThose are hilarious and SO true!
ReplyDeleteHow about how to clean the toilet once in a awhile. This could be a long list.
ReplyDeleteMy Poor Hubby isn't actually this bad, but I can't help but applaud #'s 2 & 8. Thanks for the :)
ReplyDeleteNice list. It's always fun to laugh at men especially when it's not mean spirited.
ReplyDeleteHehehe those were cute, but my hubby ain't gonna like it. He says it our fault men are this way because we spoil our boy children, and he has kind of a point there.... :-) However, they are still funny!!
ReplyDeleteWhere do I sign my husband up for the toilet classes?:) Great list!
ReplyDeleteHow funny. Where do sign Mr. Wonderful up?
ReplyDeleteOkay, where do I sign up the BF for these courses?
ReplyDeleteI was one of those lucky women who married a better wife than I am
ReplyDeleteThose were hilarious. My husband has passed a few of them, but he's got a long way to go still!
ReplyDeletethanks for visiting mine!