THURSDAY THIRTEEN

Don't wonder about people, says Pookie, smoke a water pipe !

13 things women pretend never to do

It always surprises me that mostly women (for once I have to spoil my own race) really don't know themselves, here are 13 things I heard :

1. She says that she is not hungry at all and just would take a little starter and after that, swallows a whole menu from starter (again) till dessert. Poor waiter had to come twice and listen to the explanations why she suddenly felt hungry !

2. She says she never hangs her nose in her daughters household but suggested her to change the kitchen cupboard to another place to look better, to change the carpet to another place and the plants too !

3. She says that women shouldn't wear horizontal stripes, because it makes them fat, while wearing such a sweater herself.

4. She says she hates people laughing loud in movies, so that you can't understand a word, while laughing so much later during the movie that everybody around her complained and "shhh, shhh shut downs filled the theatre.

5. She pretends that people while driving are agressive and don't respect rules, while just cutting off the way of another car and ignoring a stop sign.

6. She says "look at that woman, her hair is full of grey stripes" while her own is even worse.

7. She says she never ever asks for any services from her children, while just taking her mobile out to ask to be driven to some place.

8. She says she hates people who meddle in everything, while crossing the street to settle a fight between two unknown women.

9. She says she hates long telephone conversations while she tells endless stories about her very bad health and still talks after an hour.

10. She rings at your door to pop in just for a minute because she is overloaded with work and has no time, and after 5 hours still sits on your sofa.

11. She always complains about money and even intends to ask for social support, while swimming in her big house's private swimming pool.

12. She said she would never bother anybody and ask to help her out with her new computer but rings her son every hour.

13. She says she never throws away food, because so many people in the world are starving, while putting a whole steak in her garbadge.

To whom it may concern : I didn't mean you !