12 Oct 2023

NEWS HODGEPODGE

Each morning when I see the News I am disgusted there is never something positive ! War, blood, injured people, raped girls etc etc and with that you should start a happy day ! 

Therefore I thought I read the Newspaper but the funny events, to be sure to have something to laugh, in the mornings I am always in a bad mood. and the first title was

1.France grapples with bed bug infestation as authorities warn of health problem before Olympics 

As France prepares for the Olympics next summer, Paris authorities are warning something must be done urgently against bed bugs. The pests have been spotted on trains and cinemas in recent week.The city is asking the government to organize pest control meetings.
 
2. MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Federal customs agents pooh-poohed the plans of an Iowa woman who wanted to make jewelry from giraffe feces she picked up on a trip to Kenya and brought back to the U.S. in her luggage.The woman declared the small box of feces when she was selected to have her belongings inspected upon arriving at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport on Sept. 29, according to U.S. Customs and Border Protection.The woman, who was not identified, told officials she planned to use the waste to make a necklace, as she had done in the past with moose poop.
 
What a great idea ! This is a good reason to travel, make the necklaces (from elephant poo) sell them and your travel has cost nothing !
 

3.It's World Dog Day! Here is that will make everyone smile

There is no Hodgepodge this week, so I collected a few News out of the Newspapers, because I have enough of the dramatic News on TV !

Now I can start the day in a better mood !
 

 



3 comments:

  1. The black dog is looking at the polar bear in disgust. I imagine he is muttering to himself "For Pete's sake, I have been a loyal dog for 8 years, doing everything required of a beloved member of the family. And along comes this idiotic LUMP."

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  2. Those are funny, actually hilarious 'news' items!

    Maybe we can recycle doggy poops into necklaces too...to give to anyone as an April Fools gift...

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