23 Jul 2009

THURSDAY THIRTEEN - Headlines

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13 Funny headlines

1. Sea lion mates himself to death

2. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

3. Tiger Woods plays with his own balls

4. Countyto pay $ 250,000 to advertise lack of funds

5. Meeting on open meetings is closed

6. Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25

7. One armed man applauds the kindness of strangers

8. Coked up thieves snort dead dog's ashes

9. Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing

10. Something went wrong in plane crash - expert said

11. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

12. Miner Refuses to Work after Death

13. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

12 comments:

Vlado&Toni said...

these are really interesting headlines :) some really funny... yup ..something went wrong on that plane crush

Americanising Desi said...

really neat and funny :)

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Puss-in-Boots said...

"Tiger Woods plays with own balls"...lol. Oh well, they say it pays to advertise! I love funny headlines like that, thanks for the laugh, Gattina.

I am Harriet said...

Great and funny list :)
http://iamharriet.blogspot.com/2009/07/thirteen-richest-americans-and-some.html

Hootin' Anni said...

The one of the miner...too too funny. Loved 'em all.

I played ...come on over if you can find time to visit with me. I'd love your company. Happy Thursday.

colleen said...

I love these. And they weren't even written by Chinese.

Smittenly Written said...

I'm laughing so hard I almost spit out some coffee!!! This was a great list and a great idea...thanks for sharing. ;) Happy T13!!

storyteller at Small Reflections said...

Thanks for the chuckles ;--)
Hugs and blessings,

Tinsie said...

>Tiger Woods plays with his own balls<

I like the TW one the best. Hehe.

Dr.John said...

Stay away from cows with an axe.
I say sue the dead miner for not working.
Those are funny.

jillconyers said...

funny t13. thanks for the laugh :)

diane said...

Thats so funny. I sometimes wonder what editors do.