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DENMARK'S Crown Prince Frederik should never have married Princess Mary and should have stayed with a former flame, says the author of a sensational new book on the Danish royal family. He must know it, but it is a little late ! I really admire the phantasy of some writers and the intelligence of the people who read him !


Camilla's hair goes white ... Is it because of the 'third person' in HER marriage?

While getting over the Guards Chapel crisis, she has been doing a lot of thinking, some of it at her old home, Raymill House, which she insisted on keeping when she married Charles. It has become her occasional bolt-hole from the restrictions of royal protocol and Charles's pernickety habits.Since the Diana service debacle, shehas spent time both alone there and with Charles at Birkhall, in Scotland, licking her wounds and recovering her composure. Poor Camilla, still fighting with Diana's shadow ! Now I understand why she always wears a hat, it's to cover the white hairs !



William and Kate flee to Balmoral for romantic weekend break
Prince William and Kate Middleton have flown off for a romantic break at the Queen's Balmoral estate.It is the couple's second break together since they were reunited this summer after a brief split and it is bound to fuel speculation about an engagement. Bookies are now refusing to take bets on William asking Miss Middleton to marry him. @#}%$ ! I just wanted to bet and become rich !


Snoop Dogg will spend 160 hours picking up rubbish in a Southern California park as part of his sentence for carrying an illegal weapon in an airport last year, authorities said. The rapper, whose real name is Cordozar Calvin Broadus Jr., will do "everything from raking leaves to painting benches" at an Orange County park. An illegal weapon ?? I thought all weapons were legal in the States. But anyway it's a good idea to have the parks cleaned. There are enough people around with legal (illegal) weapons. I imagine how clean all the parks would look !


It's official: Tom Cruise is as mad as a cut snake. Forget global warming and the looming disintegration of democracy, the most pressing issue of the day in Cruiseland is the threat of invasion by … aliens. According to several mags this week, Cruise is building an "$11 million luxury underground bunker" at his property in Colorado so his family can survive an "alien invasion". I always thought that his brain size must be as big as his body size !


A police station in Dunkerque (France) closed because of flees. The police station has been closed wednesday because of a flee invasion. It had to be evacuated completely and disinfected. The flees were all concentrated in one place but instead of disinfecting room by room it had been decided to disinfect the whole building. I wonder who was sitting in this room ? Must have been a nice view to see them jumping around and scratching themselves !



An Australian performer who has had an ear grafted onto his forearm in the name of art has sparked controversy. Cyprus-born Stelios Arcadiou, known as Stelarc, says his extra ear, made of human cartilage, is an augmentation of the body's form. Stelarc, aged 61, said it had taken him years to find a surgeon prepared to perform the operation.
The most important is that he found one and now he probably can hear much better ! But why on the arm ? His forehead would have been much better, because in winter the arm is covered and the ear can't hear this well.



More sex needed' to boost sperm
The more they get out, the better, the study suggests. Some men should have sex every day to maximise the chances of getting their partner pregnant, researchers say. Oh ! this news must make some women very happy and others run away and hide ! I think the picture would make a nice blog background !