THURSDAY THIRTEEN

Pookie always keeps away from children !

13 reasons to keep away from children

1. It all started with an apple which Adam got from Eve and he ate it although it was not allowed

2.God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.

3. you have persistently and lovingly tried to give your children some wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

4.If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

5.You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

6. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

7. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

8. Children seldom misquote you. In fact,they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

9. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

10. You childproofed your homes, but they are still getting in.

11. Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.

12. If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the Aspirin bottle : "take two aspirin" and "keep away from children" !

13. and in spite of all that we still have children !

We are not hardwear and softwear we are your parents !