15 Mar 2009
FUN MONDAY - Children Quotes
Our this week's host Mariposa says that kids say the darnedest things!
When our son was little I kept a book with all the funny things he said when he was 2 or 3, but I just can't find it. But I always remember when he was about 3 years old and in a supermarket saw a black man for the first time in his life. Of course he stared at him and then ask me in his loud squeaky voice : Mamma why is this man all black ? By the time I tried to find an intelligent answer he had run over to the man and then shouted all over the place : Mamma ! I know now, he was born like that, he has told me !!
People all around were laughing I included and I found this answer very clever !
I also found some funny quotes of German kids on a German website and translated them for you. They really made me laugh, because they are very logical in some way !
- My mom has to eat grass otherwise she doesn't have any milk for my little brother
- When I fart, my botty yawns
My mom has a baby in her belly, but I don't know how she swallowed it.
- Daddies scatters seeds and Mommies lay an egg, that way babies are made
- I don't have my grandma anymore they have planted her in a graveyard
- I have curls, dad has curls, mom has only hairs