29 Jan 2009

THURSDAY THIRTEEN

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13 things you don't want to hear during surgery:

As Mr. Gattino had surgery and feels well like a fish in water now, these quotes he certainly didn't want to hear !


1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

2. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

3. Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

4. Hand me that...uh...that...uh.....thingie.

5. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

6. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

7. Damn, there go the lights again...

8. You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them."

9. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

10. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

11. What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!

12. Anyone see where I left that scalpel ?

13. Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough.

14 comments:

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Hootin' Anni said...

Hi Gattina....love this humor. How is your husband doing since surgery? Well, I hope.

Just wanted to remind you that I posted about "YOU" on my blog today. At the very top of the post. You may, or you may not, be surprised as I was, but I still thought it was so super, I had to show it to the blog world!!!

Melli said...

LOL! I KNOW you waited until Mr. Gattino was home safe and sound before shaaaring this list with him - right? LOL! Does it HURT when he laughs?

Carmen Shirkey said...

Cracks me up! I hope you're hubby is okay.

I got a sonogram before my last surgery, and you know that the tech isn't supposed to diagnose - they let the doctor do that. Except when she did the sonogram, she said "uh-oh". I'm like - you can't say that and then not tell me!

I've got two 13s this week, one on the book blog and one on the travel blog.

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http://carmenhasgonetoplaid.blogspot.com

Carmen Shirkey said...

Ps: the link you have up on the 13 site didn't work. I had to find you from my favorites. :)

Betty said...

LOL! Great list!

I'm glad to hear Mr. Gattino is doing really well! =)

Hootin' Anni said...

ps....yes, I did know that Gattina means cat in Italian. As Gato is in Spanish. It's quite similar. I've studied German, Latin, French, Spanish, and from there most any language is easy to decipher.

Glad you liked the 'gatinas'.

samulli said...

LOL, those are hilarious! Hope your hubby didn't laugh too hard about them. :)

Lazy Daisy said...

Oh my...these really made me giggle.

Nicholas said...

Someone has a wicked sense of humour!

DianeCA said...

Hehehe!! No sex change please!!! I like everything as it is!

Dr.John said...

Noew that was funny but I still wouldn't want to hear them for real.

Pamela said...

no... but my dentist said a few wacky things to make my heart race when he was looking in my mouth.

Devita said...

ahahhahha... it really cheered me up!