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As on tuesday it is Christmas I thought I better update you on very important news today !

It took four days for the Countess of Wessex and Prince Edward to name their son before eventually settling on James Alexander Philip Theo. It might have felt like a long time, but there's a lot to consider when naming a royal baby. What only four days ?? Then mine must be an imperial baby because it took us 9 months !

Prince Charles gets his hands on a tattooed lady
THE Duchess of Cornwall was quick to get to the bottom of what was going on between her husband and a tattooed lady. Poor lady ! I hope she pressed charges for sexual harrassement !

Monaco royals delight kids with gift-giving treat
A group of lucky children in Monaco had an unforgettable holiday experience when Santa Claus dropped into the royal palace to make his deliveries. I wonder if one of the children was from the Prince himself ?? He already has some little princes and princesses walking around of cours not officially.

Princess Margriet (Netherlands) the sister of Queen Beatrix wishes to be buried in nature
Princess Margriet and her husband Pieter van Vollenhoven will not be interred in the royal family crypt in Delft when they die but buried 'in nature' close to their home in Apeldoorn, Van Vollenhoven tells the KRO magazine. I can understand that, watching daisies from above your coffin is much more amusing then looking at stones !

Baby love: Britney Spears buys gifts for her pregnant teen sister
Britney Spears may have been the last in her family to know about her sister Jamie Lynn's pregnancy, but she appears to be embracing her impending role as an aunt.The troubled pop star, rugged up in tracksuit pants and a fur hooded jacket, spent the afternoon buying baby clothes in LA. That doesn't help her either and the sister with 16 becomes mother ! Now I really wonder about their mother having raised two crazy daughters. Must be a strange specimen.

Girlfriend of Man United 'rape claim' star: 'I'm standing by my man'
The girlfriend of the Manchester United player at the centre of rape allegations was standing by him. Student Kate Wathall, 20, said she did not believe that Jonny Evans attacked a woman at the club's sleazy Christmas party. When I look at this angel face I can hardly believe it either ! But in many angels is a hidden devil.

Boy, 9, banned from school Christmas party - 'because he didn't believe in Jesus'
Teachers banned a nine-year-old boy from his class Christmas party because his parents had barred him from RE lessons.Douglas Stewart was forced to stay at home while his friends received presents from Santa and tucked into ice cream and jelly. What ?? they are more religious then Jesus himself ! These frustrated church fanatics ! I would have done the same as these parents ! Such teachers are certainly not able to teach about christianity.

British holidaymaker plunges to his death after sleepwalking off Majorca hotel balcony
A holidaymaker fell to his death from a hotel sixth-floor balcony as he was sleepwalking. That's why I never fall asleep on a balcony !

Families urged to eat ice cream rather than Christmas pudding to save the planet
Families should give up Christmas pudding to help save the planet, Government advisers said yesterday.They suggested that rather than serving up a dessert that often goes to waste, cooks should reheat whatever leftover mincemeat they have to hand and serve it with ice cream. It could be returned to the freezer, again cutting waste. I think I refrain from saving the planet !