13 Funny quotes about politicians
1. Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
2. Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where there is no river.
3. Politics makes estranged bedfellows.
4. Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
5. In Mexico, an air conditioner is called a 'politician,' because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.
6. There is hardly any difference between a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician.
7. Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
8. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
9. A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
10. A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
11. We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
12. The art of politics consists in knowing precisely when it is necessary to hit an opponent slightly below the belt.
13. There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth—their lips move.
you are so right,your post makes me laugh :D
ReplyDeleteI think #7 is right on
ReplyDeleteNow I agree with all of those...and could probsbly think of a few more, but they'd probably be unprintable!
ReplyDeletePolitics- it's funny old game.
ReplyDeleteAristotle:
Man is by nature a political animal.
Happy TT Gattina!
Funny!!!! and oh, it's sad but it's true!
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious. Thanks for sharing, I needed a laugh in the political arena.
ReplyDeleteHa! the air conditioner one is quite appropriate. :)
ReplyDelete#8, 10 and 11 are my favorites. Me? Nah! I'm not afraid to comment on politics. It's a powerful thing and people [in general] don't like to show their views...it's a shame. I'm not surprised that some don't comment...it's not surprising at all. Most people ARE afraid to voice their opinion.
ReplyDeleteOhmsygosh ... there's so much truth here I don't know whether to laugh or cry! Methinks I'll choose to laugh and sigh ;--)
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings,
#'s 1, 5, 7, 8, 13 - BINGO!!! LOL! I'm not sure I get number 6 ... am I dumb?
ReplyDeleteThis is a good one!
ReplyDeleteThese are pretty funny!
ReplyDeleteLOL about that air conditioner.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely a lot of truth in these. Happy T13!
ReplyDeleteI have often thought that there is something inherently wrong with someone that wants to be president, wants that much stress and headache.
ReplyDeleteI like #10.
Number 10 & 11 are so true.
ReplyDelete11. We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
ReplyDeleteExactly. One of my biggest issues with the whole darn thing.
Funny!
ReplyDeleteDeGaule disait:"les politichiens!"
ReplyDeleteBah ces politic people ont encore de beaux jours devant eux et s'ils sont pris la main dans des caisses d'argent sale, en France en général ils vont faire un petit tour en Amérique du Sud pendant un petit moment pour se faire oublier et puis ils reviennent comme si rien ne s'était passé! Ce sont des gens très addicts!
I really don't know where you get it all from, but those are fabulous and soooo true! Dam it! (See, I even had to swear)
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